The Lonely Island – Dick In A Box chords

This is my first submission to Ultimate Guitar, I hope you'll like it!

The Lonely Island feat. Justin Timberlake - Dick in a box
Standart Tuning
Capo is not needed, but sounds good on the 4th fret.

Chords are: Dm7 (000211) , E7 (020100) and Am (002210)



   Hey girl
   I got somethin' real important to give you
   So just sit down and listen

   Dm7                        E7             Am   Girl you know we've been together such a long long time
   (Such a long time)
   Dm7             E7         Am       And now I'm ready   to lay it on the line
   Dm7                E7               Am   Wow, you know it's Christmas and my heart is open wide
   (Open wide)
   Dm7            E7                           Am   Gonna give you something so you know what's on my mind
   (What's on my mind)

Dm7            E7   A gift real special,
      Am   So take off the top
                 Dm7   take a look inside
E7                   Am   It's my dick in a box
   (It's in a box)

   Dm7                 E7   Not gonna get you a diamond ring
   Am   That sort of gift don't mean anything
   Dm7                 E7   Not gonna get you a fancy car
   Am   Girl, ya gotta know you're my shinin' star

   ---                 E7
   Not gonna get you a house in the hills
     Am   A girl like you needs somethin' real
   Dm7                     E7   Wanna get you somethin' from the heart
   Am   Somethin' special girl

                     Dm7 (let ring)
   It's my dick in a box
E7              Am      My dick in a box babe
                     Dm   It's my dick in a box
E7                   Am   Ooh, my dick in a box girl

           ---            E7
   See I'm wise enough to know
                     Am   When a gift needs givin', and I got just the one
Dm7              E7                            Am   Somethin' to show ya that you are second to none

              Dm7                   E7   To all the fellas out there with ladies to impress
        Am   It's easy to do just follow these steps:
    
  (Dm7)    E7   1, cut a hole in a box
   Am   2, put your junk in that box
  (Dm7)        E7   3, make her open the box
   Am   And that's the way you do it

     (no chords)
   It's my dick in a box
                Am   My dick in a box babe
                     Dm7   It's my dick in a box
     E7              Am   Ooh, my dick in a box girl

   (Dm7)      (E7)   Christmas, dick in a box
   (Am)   Hanukkah, dick in a box
   (Dm7)      (E7)   Kwanzaa, a dick in a box
   Am   Every single holiday a dick in a box

   Dm7                            E7   Over at your parents' house, a dick in a box
   Am   Mid-day at the grocery store, a dick in a box
   Dm7                E7               Am   Backstage at the CMA's, a dick in a box, yeah yeah yeah

   (Outro)   
   My dick in a box
   My dick in a box
   My dick in a box



I am going to make a youtube video on how to play this song with these chords AND with fingers.
So search my name on Youtube if you want to check it out.

I hope you enjoyed playing this, it should be very accurate :P