The Midnight Beast – Friends For Never chords ver. 2
C GOne day we're friends forever,Am GNext day we're friends for never,F GWho say, you say, we're best friends,F GI say, he say, till the end.C G Am GOur friendships like a slice of chocolate cake,F EmYou're the icing, you'd be the sponge,F GWhen we're together we become,C G AmA perfect way to end a perfect dinner time,G FQuite substantial glass of wine,Em FA tasty mint goes down a treat, and helps myGindigestion.C G AmDigest this factual piece of evidence,G FI'm your butter, you're my toast,Em FThe gravy on my Sunday roast,G-I'm not a fan of your roasts,CWhat do you mean?G AmYou told me that you liked the one I cooked the otherdayG-I don't rememberFYou said you liked the sproutsEm F-I don't know what to say.GThen you should shut your mouth.C GOne day we're friends for ever,Am GGo take some singing lessonsFWhat was that?Nothing twat.GYou're a prickFEat my shit,No thank you,GIt wouldn't be nice.C G AmOur friendships kind of like a prostitute,G(How?)F EmQuite worn out, yet still quite fit,F GQuite nice arse, great pair of tits.CWell, that's not relevant,Isn't it?C G AmYou're full of shit, and that what's relevantIs it?GI'm going to have a think,F Em F Will you tell me what you think of?GNo.Play this twice during the rap part:C G Am G F Em F GEnter, uhOne day we're friends, the next we're not, It's so confusing the why's and what's What the hell, I thought we were friends just now, Then I remembered, we had a row (oh yeah) We're like Bradd Pitt and Angela, But we don't have a child from Cambodia Uh uh I'm sick and tired of us having no fun, Stop being pussy's, and go and work your problems out son, 'coz i'm doneC GOne day we're born together (one day we're born)Am GNext day it's stormy weather (next day we're torn)F GWho say, you say we're not friendsF GI say, he say, fuck you benderC GOne day i'm your blood brother,Am GNext day its, fuck your motherF G-no offence, tell your mum I think she's quite nice,F Gthat particular dig was directed at you and not yourCmother.My mother used to have a nice smile on her face, till dad went out to get some more milk. He never did come back...