Artist: They Might Be Giants
Song: Destination Moon
Album: John Henry
Intro: F Bb C Bb A G C
Verse:
F                Bb           C               Bb   A   G    C   F
Don't bother to call this room theres nobody here who can pick up
F                          Bb                 C                     Bb  A  
Or has stuff they need to talk about and who won't be now checking out and 
G   F
flying
Chorus: 
C          Bb      C
Bye rocket to the moon
                      F
Bye airplaine to the rocket
                 Bb
Bye taxi to the airport
                     C Bb
Bye frontdoor to the taxi
      C      Bb        A        G      F        C
By throwing back the blanket hanging down the legs
Verse 2:
Thank you for the card with the cartoon nurse but you see there's
nothing wrong with me
You think. That's what you think. That's what they all say before
I blow you away
Chorus: 
C          Bb      C
Bye rocket to the moon
                      F
Bye airplaine to the rocket
                 Bb
Bye taxi to the airport
                     C Bb
Bye frontdoor to the taxi
      C      Bb        A        G      F        C
By throwing back the blanket hanging down the legs
Bridge:
D         G        Bb        C
Soon the man who sweeps the room 
D            G     Bb C
brings the secret telegram.
Eb         Bb       Eb     Bb         C 
"Commence official interplanetary  exploration"
Instrumental
D G Bb C
D G Bb C C
Verse 3:
Thank you for the card with the cartoon nurse but you see
there's nothing wrong with me
You think. That's what you think. That's what they all say before
I blow you away
Chorus: 
C          Bb      C
Bye rocket to the moon
                      F
Bye airplaine to the rocket
                 Bb
Bye taxi to the airport
                     C Bb
Bye frontdoor to the taxi
      C      Bb        A        G      F        C
By throwing back the blanket hanging down the legs
Chorus: 
C          Bb      C
Bye rocket to the moon
               F
Crawl to the rocket
                      Bb 
Bye caughing at the airport
                   C Bb
Bye limping to the taxi
       C     Bb         A      G       F         C       F
By throwing back the blanket hanging down the withered legs