Tim Minchin - If You Really Loved Me chords

Gm Dmaj#5/Gb If you really loved me the way you say you do
Bb/F Gm/EIf you love me half as much as I love you
Cm7/Eb BbYou would pluck a planet from the sky
A DYou’d use a star to dot the “i”
... A D GmWhen their love for one another is true
Doo doo doo
.. A DBut shirking challenges is not what love
EbIs all about
D EbLove is not all wine and roses
D EbSometimes it’s handcuffs and cheese
C/E FNo-one said love is for free
Am/EAnd if you agree with that
Cm/Eb D7 GmYou’ll sing me passages from the koran wearing nothing but your Bob the Builder hat
Dmaj#5/Gb To the tune of waltzing Matilda
Dm/F Gm/E Eb/F F E / / /I just love the combination of islam, nationalism and buil--der
AmBecause I need you
Emaj#5/AbLike a tick needs a tock
C/GLike bananas need pyjamas
D7/GbLike a nun needs cock
Dm7/F CBut if you want to put your love for me first
B EYou wouldn’t go through childbirth
Am Emaj#5/AbYou’d agree to adopt so that you could stay thin
C/G D7/GbWe’ll get a Chinese kid, it could teach us Mandarin
Dm7/F CAnd communists don’t make as much noise
B E Am GAnd they’re really good at sharing their toys
CmBecause I dig you
Gmaj#5/BLike an Aussie digs pies
Eb/BbLike Born-Agains dig Jesus
F7/ALike Jesus dug guys
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