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Tim Minchin – Hello chords
Author: Sanger (Tom Hodge)EHelloB/D#Welcome to my showD Dsus2I'm glad that you could comeAWe're gonna have a hootD B/D# EWe're gonna have some fun[notes A3 B3 D3 G3 B3 D3]ESit backE/D#Put your feet up and relaxD Dsus2I hope you've had a drink or threeAThe more you've drunkD B/D# EThe better Ill ever beAAnd if you have a mobile phoneAmPlease turn it offEThank youAAnd if you have Tourette's syndromeAm EJust do whatever it is you people doF# AAnd if you are offended by strong language or blasphemyE A B EMaybe you should chuff off homeA ECos it's only gonna get worseA EOnly gonna get worseAOnly gonna get worseEFrom now on c**t[notes E2 F#2 G#2]AMy name is TimD AI write funny songs and singA B E7And if you don't think funny songs are funnyAWell I respect your rightD ATo think exactly what you likeA E7 ABut you're sure as shit not getting back your moneyDmaj7 A E/G# F#m F#m/EAnd if you write for a newspaper I'd just like to sayD Dmaj7 A E/G# F#m F#m/EThat I read your publication every single dayDmaj7 Bø C#7 F#mAnd I agree with absolutely everything you sayDmaj9 Bø/DI think you're the most perspicacious and delightful, eloquent, insightful writerA G/A D/A Dm/AWriting on the subject of the artsDmaj9But if you write a bad reviewBø/DI promise you I'll come round to your houseA G/A D/A Bmb5/AAnd lay turds in all your potted indoor plantsB11I'll lay turds!C11In all your plants!C#11Your indoor plants!Your potted indoor plants!F#HelloC#/E#Welcome to my showEsus2I'm glad you all could comeB E C#/E# F#It's time for a little audience participationF#Sing, "Yeah!" (Yeah!)ESing, "Yeah!" (Yeah!)BSing, "Yeah yeah yeah!" (Yeah yeah yeah!)F#Sing, "Ooo yeah!" (Ooo yeah!)F#Sing, "I am an audience member!" (I am an audience member!)E"Why are you making me sing?" (Why are you making me sing?)B"You self indulgent wanker!" (You self indulgent wanker!)F#"Just get on with the fucking show!" (Just get on with the fucking show!)......