Tim Minchin – If You Really Loved Me chords ver. 2

If You Really Loved Me
Tim Minchin
Tabbed by: Patrick Cason

GmIf you really loved me
D7/Gbthe way you say you do
Bb/FIf you love me half as much
C7/Eas I love you
Cm7/Eb BbYou would pluck a planet from the sky
A DYou’d use a star to dot the “i”
Gm D7/GbIn I love you... that is what you’d do
Bb/FYou'd take a dreary day
C7/Eand you would paint it blue
Cm7/Eb BbIf you loved me unconditionally
AThese are the things
Dthat you would do for me
Because I need you Like a fish needs the sea Like a fire needs oxygen Like a flower needs a bee And if you really care for me You’d let me video you while you wee Standing up in the bath, I shouldn’t even have to ask Perhaps you’ll even store a little more in a flask These are just the things that people do
A D GmWhen their love for one another is true
Ba da da We go together Like a cracker and Brie Like racism and ignorance Like bling and R&B But if you really want to show you care You’d let me wear your underwear When we visit your mum's, it's a bit of harmless fun I just like talking about your childhood with some lace between my buns There’s no reason for a big to-do If your love for one another is true Ba da da We go together Like a bird in a nest Like Internet and porn Like guns and the US And if you love me like you say that you do You'd purchase forty cockatoo And teach them to fly in formation in the sky And shit the words “Tim is God” on my ex-girlfriend’s Hyundai Sure, it might be easier with doves But shirking challenges is not what love
EbIs all about
D EbLove is not all wine and roses
D EbSometimes it’s handcuffs and cheese
C/E FNo-one said love is for free
Am/EAnd if you agree with that
Cm/EbYou'll sing me passages from the Koran
D7 Gmwearing nothing but a Bob the Builder hat
Dmaj#5/Gb (or... D/Gb) To the tune of waltzing Matilda
Dm/F Gm/EI just love the combination of Islam,
Eb/F F Enationalism and buil--der
--*SOLO*-- (Best of luck...) (Builder) (Islam) (Nationalism) (And a little bitty builder) (Islam) (Ozzy Ozzy Ozzy) (And Bob the fucking Builder) ... (Let Bob the fucking Builder!)
AmBecause I need you
E7/AbLike a tick needs a tock
C/GLike bananas need pyjamas
D7/GbLike a nun needs cock
Dm7/F CBut if you want to put your love for me first
B EYou wouldn’t go through childbirth
AmYou’d agree to adopt
E7/Abso that you could stay thin
C/GWe’ll get a Chinese kid,
D7/Gbit could teach us Mandarin
Dm7/F CAnd communists don’t make as much noise
BAnd they’re really good
E Am Gat sharing their toys
CmBecause I dig you
G/BLike an Aussie digs pies
Eb/BbLike Born-Agains dig Jesus
F7/ALike Jesus dug guys
Fm7/Ab GAnd if you love me unconditionally
D GYou’d do my tax return for me
CmCos it’s way overdue,
G/Band I just don’t know,
Eb/BbI guess I’m self-employed
F7/Abut do I still pay as I go?
Fm7/Ab GAnd does the threshold apply to me?
C GAnd should I register for GST?
C GAnd if you love me unconditionally
A D GmWould you let me video you while you wee?
CAssuming there's nothing worth watching on the ABC
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