Tim Minchin – Confessions chords ver. 2


Key: Bb
Transcribed by Alex Scherer

Enjoy another fantastic piece of the one and only Tiiiim Minchin!


 This first movement is called: 

Eb I believe that women have the right
FTo walk the streets at night
DmAnd not be afraid
Gmfor their lives
I believe that a woman has the right To choose what happens to her body Without suffering the judgement Of the conservative right And I believe that women have the right to wear the clothes they like Without being treated like dirt And I believe we men are pathetic how we seem to judge aesthetic As the measure of a woman's worth BRIDGE
Eb7 DmI'm ashamed on behalf of my sex
Cm7 F BbFor making women feel like objects
Eb F BbFuck I love boobs though, I just really love them
Eb F Bb DmFuck I love boobs though, I just wanna rub them
Eb FThey're just so jooby, they make me feel groovy
Dm GmI would rather watch boobs than a movie
Eb F Bb/GmBe doop be doo. I just really like boobs.
And this second movement is called: Poverty (altruism)
VERSE (Eb F Dm Gm)I believe people are entitled
to basic human rights Whether they are rich or they're poor I believe a world where no children are starving Is a world worth fighting for And I try to remind myself Even when I'm struggling How incredibly lucky I am And I don't think it's ok That the luxuries I crave Should come at the expense of my fellow man
BRIDGE (Eb7 Dm Cm7 F Bb)I'm sure I could give a little more
To alleviate the suffering of the poor.
CHORUS (Eb F Bb, Eb F Bb Dm, Eb F Dm Gm, Eb F Bb)Fuck I love boobs though
I just really love them I don't really mind if I am behind Below or above them They're just so jubbly They make me feel lovely I'd rather own boobs than a pub, be Doop be doop doop doo doo doo I really love boobs The third movement: Enviromentalism
VERSE (Eb F Dm Gm)I believe the that planet we live in
Is a living organism And we must treat her carefully I don't think we can assume We can just go on consuming Her resources indefinitely
BRIDGE (Eb7 Dm Cm7 F Bb)The world's not a bottomless pit
And we can all do our little bit
CHORUS (Eb F Bb, Eb F Bb Dm, Eb F Dm Gm, Eb F Bb)Fuck I love boobs though
I just really care for 'em They're equally fun When they're aged 21 Or octogenarian They're just so flappy They make me feel happy I'd rather eat boobs than a bap, be Doop be doo I just really love boobs OUTRO Evolutionary theory says bosoms are buttock-like protrusions Designed to tempt men in situations When they can't get a glimpse of your bum I find such hypotheses dumb It's like the one that says
EbLipstick is for
Fmaking your lips look more
BbLike the lips
Dm of a happy
EbSince they said that I can't
Ebmlook my great aunt
FIn the eye
Dm GmWhy'd they have to say that, oh why?
Eb DmFrom that first little suck of colostrum
Eb DmTo the grope of the the nurse in the old people's hostel
Cm Dm Eb Ebdim FWe're just fucking monkeys in shoes
Bb Gm EbAnd I
F Bb Gm EbWill always love boobs
Eb F BbI will always love boobs
This is as accurate as I could get it. Comments are welcome! Cheers :)
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