I could be wrong Tim Wilson
A CI guess I'm tired of Oprah Winfrey's ass
G D Tellin' me every move to make
A CAnd I'm tired of Martha Stewart's ass
G DTellin' me how to bake a cake
A CAnd I've just about had my fill
G DOf Doctor fucking Phil
A CTired of looking at Tiger's ass
G DAnd Shaquil O' fucking Neal
G D AParis Hilton could fuck up a county fair
G DJust proof that you can be stupid
EAnd still be a billion-fucking-aire
A C G DI'm tired of Simon's ass tellin' people that they can't sing
A C G DI'd fire Donald Trump's ass for knowing every fucking thing
A CJenn and Brad and Angelina's ass
G D I'm about tired of lookin' at them
A CAnd I'm about ready for Hollywood's ass
G DTo run out of fucking film!
G D AI'm tired of everything on TV
G DEverybody loves Raymond
A CI'm tired of that Lance's ass
G DIn France ridin' on a bike
A CAnd I could purty much give a damn
G DWhat some actress's dress looks like
A C G DIt'd be nice if Hip-Hop's ass would finally learn to play three cords
A CAnd I'm about fed up with Nashville's ass
G DAnd the "Hand-me-a-trophy" awards
G D ABarry Bonds hittin' a bunch of fake home runs
G DAnd that fake-ass Larry the Cable's ass
EAnd Git Er fucking Done!
A CI'd like to watch football's ass
G DWithout worryin' about B.O.
A CAnd I'm resolved to tell W's ass
G DWhere the fuck he can fucking go
A C I'd be the first to second
G DTellin' the third world what the fuck they can fucking do!
A C G DIt'd be fun to watch Mel Gibson's ass gettin' whipped by the Jews
A C G DI'm tired of my own ass singing this fucking song
A CThere's a lot of people's ass I'm tired of
G DBut the list's too fucking long!
sounded pretty good with four beers in but I could be wrong