G Em C G I'm sorry mama, but I been drinkin again.
C G D C Me and the old man got us a head start on the weekend.
G Em C And rest assured tonight I'm gonna be in Kevin's basement with all my
C G D CProvided we can get, get our lazy asses down to Bottle King by ten.
Em G C G The walk home is gonna be a real shit show.
Am G D CI'll be pickin up half smoked cigarette butts all up and down Rock Road.
Em G C G Then throw up in the warm glow of the traffic light.
Am G D C I'm gonna put the devil inside me asleep if it takes all night.
G Em C GSo lets get fucked up, and lets pretend we're all okay.
C G D C And if you got something that you can't live with, save it for another day.
G D G Save it for another day.
2nd verse is the same.
G C I need a timeout, I need an escape from reality
D C (Repeat once)Or else I need eternal darkness and death, I need an exit strategy.
G D GSo give me a Guiness, give me a keystone light, give me a kegger on a
G D C(repeat once) Give me anything, but another year in exile.
G C D CI need a whiskey, I need a whiskey, I need a whiskey right now!
G C DI need a whiskey, I need a whiskey, God knows how many times I've said this
C before, but I really don't feel like doing this anymore.
G D G DSo Andy lets turn into dirty old men. Close down the bar every night at the
D GTalk about our grandkids as we stroke out grey beards.
G D GFunny we're still doing car bombs after all of these years.
CAnd I know there are bicycles waiting to ride,
G But I could swear I heard voices on the other side.
A C DSaying wait until you see the whites of their eyes.