Tripod – I Hate Your Family chords

Chords
Transpose:
Intro:
C    Csus

C G E7 FI'm lighting a candle, as I'm looking through my window
C G FTo the town square, the snow covered streets are lonely and bare,
Cyeah
C E7 FThe town Christmas tree, winks mockingly at me,
Fmin G Dmin GCause I should be spending Christmas with you.
F G Amin G FI wrapped my last gift and put the cellotape away,
Dmin G Amin Amin/G Amin Amin Amin/GChecked the answering machine
F G Amin G FAnd in the distance, a choir sings
GAbout the joy that Christmas brings
C G FAnd it's making me feel blue,
C G FCause I should be spending Christmas with you,
C E7 Amin G FBut it breaks my heart that that's the place I just can't be,
G F F/E F F/E F F/E F F/E F F/E F F/E F F/E G CCause I hate your family.
C GThe day I met you,
E7 FI knew you could get me through.
C G F CWhen we're alone, my world is complete, you're all that I need.
C GBut when your family call,
E7 Fthey shit me up the wall,
F G CSpending time with them just makes my brain bleed.
G FAnd it's making me feel blue,
C G FCause I should be spending Christmas with you,
C E7 Amin G FBut I'd rather string my nuts up to a Christmas tree,
GCause I hate your family.
Dmin GThe night I first met them,
Amin G FThe dog was drunk,
Dmin G Amin Amin/G Amin Amin Amin/GAnd your father threatened me with a knife.
F GYour sister showed me
Amin G FHer collection of eels,
G C GAnd what she did then will stay with me for life.
F F F/G F F/G F F/G GAnd it's making me spu,
C G FCause I should be spending Christmas with you,
C E7 Amin G FBut I'd rather drink a tumbler full of walrus wee,
GCause I hate your family.
C G FWith your brother doing dick tricks at the table,
C G FI can't believe your mum asked me to play spin the bottle.
C E7 Amin G D7Yeah I'd rather be enclosed in a box of killer bees,
C E7 Amin G D7Yeah I'd rather be attacked by giant chimpazees,
C E7 Amin G F FminYeah I'd rather wear a suit designed by Jenny Keye
C G FYour mum is dumb
C G FAnd your dad is mad
G C F F/G F F/G F F/G GAnd that's why I'm so sad
Spoken Part: C G F (repeat as many times as desired) G C
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