Weird Al Yankovic - Skipper Dan chords

      
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Eb AbI starred in every high school play
Eb AbBlew every drama teacher away
Eb Ab Eb AbI graduated first in my class at Juilliard
Eb AbTook every acting workshop I could
Eb AbAnd I dreamed of Hollywood
Eb Ab EbWhile I read my Uta Hagen and studied the Bard
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Eb Ab DbHit the boards and paid my dues
Eb Ab DbAnd got phenomenal rave reviews
Eb Ab Db Eb AbI knew the world was gonna love me, without a doubt
Db Eb Ab DbI was sure that Tarantino would be callin' me on the phone
Eb Ab DbAnnie Leibovitz would shoot me for Rolling Stone
Eb AbBut the years have come and gone
AbAnd I'm sorry to say that's not the way that it's all worked out
Eb Bb Ab EbI'm a tour guide on the Jungle Cruise ride
Ab Eb BbSkipper Dan is the name
Cm Gm Ab EbAnd I'm doin' thirty-four shows every day
Ab BbAnd every time it's the same
Cm GmLook at those hippos, they're wigglin' their ears
Ab BbJust like they've done for the last fifty years
Eb Bb Ab EbNow I'm laughin' at my own jokes but I'm cryin' inside
Ab Bb Eb'Cause I'm workin' on the Jungle Cruise ride
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Eb AbOh, the critics, they used to say
Eb AbI was the new Olivier
Eb Ab Eb Ab DbThought I'd be the toast of Sundance or maybe Cannes
Eb Ab DbAw, but don't bother tryin' to IMDb me
Eb Ab DbThe only place you might possibly see me
Eb AbIs ridin' my little boat around Adventureland
AbIt ain't exactly what I planned
Eb Bb Ab EbBut I'm a tour guide on the Jungle Cruise ride
Ab Eb BbSkipper Dan is the name
Cm Gm Ab EbAnd I'm doin' thirty-four shows every day
Ab BbAnd every time it's the same
Cm GmI would've killed if I'd been in "Speed The Plow"
Ab BbBut what's the difference, that's all behind me now
Eb Bb Ab Eb'Cause I'm payin' the rent and I'm swallowin' my pride
Ab Bb EbAnd I'm workin' on the Jungle Cruise ride
F# AbI should be there on Broadway
Db Fm BbmKnockin' 'em dead in "Twelve Angry Men"
F# Ab But instead I'm here tellin' these lame jokes
BbAgain and again and again and again and again and again and again
*(This part is freely spoken. These are the chords. Play like in the chorus) Eb Bb Ab Eb Ab Eb Bb Cm Gm Ab Eb Ab Bb Bengal Tigers can jump over 20 feet! That's an African bull elephant... There it is, the backside of water! What have I done with my life?!
Cm GmI shoulda listened when my grandfather said
Ab Bb"Why don't you major in business instead?"
Eb Bb Ab EbNow my hopes have all vanished and my dreams have all died
Ab BbAnd I'll probably work forever as a
Eb Bb Ab EbTour guide on the Jungle Cruise ride
Ab Eb BbSkipper Dan is the name
Cm Gm Ab EbAnd I'm doin' thirty-four shows every day
Ab BbAnd every time it's the same
Cm GmLook at those hippos, they're wigglin' their ears
Ab BbSomebody shoot me 'cause I'm bored to tears
Eb Bb Ab EbAlways said I'd be famous... I guess that I lied
Ab Bb Cm Bb'Cause I'm workin' on the Jungle Cruise ride
Ab Bb EbI'm still workin' on the Jungle Cruise ride!
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