Weird Al Yankovic - A Complicated Song chords

A COMPLICATED SONG by Weird Al Yankovic
This is my first tab, so don't yell at me. This probably isn't how it's played but I 
think it goes pretty good with the music. This could probably also be played to the 
original song by Avril Lavigne, "Complicated." So, yeah. Enjoy. I guess.


Am Em Uh huh ... extra cheese
Am EmUh huh, uh huh ... save a piece for me
CPizza party at your house
FI went just to check it out
CNineteen extra larges
AmWhat a shame
F CNo one came
CJust us eatin' all alone
FYou said, "Take the pizza home"
C Am"No sense lettin' all this go to waste"
FSo then I faced
CPizza all day
FAnd every day
CThis cheese 'round the clock
FIs gettin' me blocked
CAnd I sure don't care
AmFor irregularity
C (let ring) Tell me
Am C Em FWhy'd you have to go and make me so constipated?
Am C
Em F'Cause right now I'd do anything to just get my bowels evacuated
Am C EIn the bathroom ... I sit and I wait and I strain
F Am CAnd I sweat and I clench and I feel the pain
Am C EmOh, should I take laxatives or have my colon irrigated?
Dm AmNo no no
Repeat same chords for the rest of the song. Sorry.. I'm lazy. I was feelin' pretty down 'Till my girlfriend came around We're just so alike in every way I gotta say In fact, I just thought I might Pop the question there that night I was kissing her so tenderly But woe is me Who would have guessed Her family crest I'd suddely spy Tattooed on her thigh
And son-of-a-gunIt's just like the one on me
Tell me How was I supposed to know we were both related? Believe me, if I knew she was my cousin we never would have dated What to do now? Should I go ahead and propose And get hitched and have kids with eleven toes And move to Alabama where that kind of thing is tolerated? No no no no no no no No no no no no no no No no no no no I had so much on my mind I thought maybe I'd unwind Try out that new roller coaster ride And the guide Said not to stand But that's a demand That I couldn't meet I got on my feet And stood up instead And knocked off my head, you see Tell me Why'd I have to go and get myself decapitated? This really is a major inconvenience, oh man, I really hate it Such a drag, now ... Can't eat, I can't breathe, I can't snore I can't belch or yodel anymore Can't spit or blow my nose or even read Sports Illustrated Oh no Why'd I have to go and get myself all mutilated? (yeah, yeah) I gotta tell ya, life without a head kinda makes me irritated What a bummer Can't blink, I can't cough, I can't sneeeze But my neck is enjoyin' a pleasant breeze now Haven't been the same since my head and I were separated No no no
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