A COMPLICATED SONG by Weird Al Yankovic
This is my first tab, so don't yell at me. This probably isn't how it's played but I
think it goes pretty good with the music. This could probably also be played to the
original song by Avril Lavigne, "Complicated." So, yeah. Enjoy. I guess.
Am Em Uh huh ... extra cheese
Am EmUh huh, uh huh ... save a piece for me
CPizza party at your house
FI went just to check it out
CJust us eatin' all alone
FYou said, "Take the pizza home"
C Am"No sense lettin' all this go to waste"
CThis cheese 'round the clock
C (let ring)
Am C Em FWhy'd you have to go and make me so constipated?
Em F'Cause right now I'd do anything to just get my bowels evacuated
Am C EIn the bathroom ... I sit and I wait and I strain
F Am CAnd I sweat and I clench and I feel the pain
Am C EmOh, should I take laxatives or have my colon irrigated?
Repeat same chords for the rest of the song. Sorry.. I'm lazy.
I was feelin' pretty down
'Till my girlfriend came around
We're just so alike in every way
I gotta say
In fact, I just thought I might
Pop the question there that night
I was kissing her so tenderly
But woe is me
Who would have guessed
Her family crest
I'd suddely spy
Tattooed on her thigh
And son-of-a-gunIt's just like the one on me
How was I supposed to know we were both related?
Believe me, if I knew she was my cousin we never would have dated
What to do now? Should I go ahead and propose
And get hitched and have kids with eleven toes
And move to Alabama where that kind of thing is tolerated?
No no no no no no no
No no no no no no no
No no no no no
I had so much on my mind
I thought maybe I'd unwind
Try out that new roller coaster ride
And the guide
Said not to stand
But that's a demand
That I couldn't meet
I got on my feet
And stood up instead
And knocked off my head, you see
Why'd I have to go and get myself decapitated?
This really is a major inconvenience, oh man, I really hate it
Such a drag, now ... Can't eat, I can't breathe, I can't snore
I can't belch or yodel anymore
Can't spit or blow my nose or even read Sports Illustrated
Why'd I have to go and get myself all mutilated? (yeah, yeah)
I gotta tell ya, life without a head kinda makes me irritated
What a bummer
Can't blink, I can't cough, I can't sneeeze
But my neck is enjoyin' a pleasant breeze now
Haven't been the same since my head and I were separated
No no no