Woodbox Gang - Italian Plumber Lawsuit chords

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A DI've been watching the news to see what new excuse
E Athey have for young people, committing violent acts.
ANow they've hit on the truth, its because of all the
D E Ameanness in the youth and the devils lawyer couldn't even argue the facts.
AI've got a friend its such a shame,
Dhe spends his time with the video games
E Astaring at colored glass, all day
AAnd the plan floats in his brain,
Dthe poor boy's gone half insane
E Aand i aim, to make the perpetrators pay.
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E AHe spits fire, and eats flowers
D Ehe kicks turtles, and he stomps mushrooms
D E A Di am gonna sue, Mario and his Brother Luigi
A E AI will make those bastards pay for what they've done.
D E A DMy blood curdles when i think of those poor turtles
A E Aand the mushrooms who never grew into hallucinogens.
VERSE: Well his room is like a shrine to his partners in crime, there's those strategy books piled up like the Babylon tower. and he swears on the blood of King Koopa, he'll destroy all those dog-gone goombas, his minds so strung out on that flower power. CHORUS He spits fire, and eats flowers he kicks turtles, and he stomps mushrooms i am gonna sue, Mario and his brother Luigi I will make those bastards pay for what they've done. My blood curdles when i think of those poor turtles and the mushrooms who never grew into hallucinogens. VERSE Well theres all kinds of video games, that are leading this world to shame, and i for one, im not gonna take it well Ive got a friend who thinks he's Qbert, and one whos gone wild over frogger, and this one he'll only play ms pac-man naked. but Im mostly concerned about that Italian plumber, his princess, and his good for nothin brother, their existence in this world is a disease. But will i do anything about it? I doubt it, I guess we dont need another war with the Japanese! CHORUS He spits fire, and eats flowers he kicks turtles, and he stomps mushrooms i am gonna sue, Mario and his Brother Luigi I will make those bastards pay for what they've done. My blood curdles when i think of those poor turtles and the mushrooms who never grew into hallucinogens. This is a fun little song from a Southern Illinois band with a bluegrass/rockabille sound to it. You can find the song itself on YouTube. WE ARE ALL ZOMBIES, CREATURES OF HABIT AND ROUTINE. THE ONLY DIFFERECNE IS WE ARE NOT UNDEAD JUST YET! http://woodboxgang.homestead.com/
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