Woodbox Gang – Black Yodel No 7 chords

Band: Woodbox Gang
Album: Wormwood

Black Yodel No. 7

D G DAn angel rode the bus home
Bb C DI believed her wings were broken
D G DShe asked me the time of day
Bb C DI asked if she was joking
D G DShe smiled like a woman
Bb C DAnd her tricks were turning
D G DI smiled like a baby
Bb C DAnd felt my body burning
F DLa di di da
F DYodelayheehoo
G DThere's people in me head sayin'
A DYodelaaaaaayheehoo
VERSE 2 She asked how I was doing Not expecting me to answer I said fairly well Doctors say I killed the cancer It’s going out of style She inquired about the flavor I said it wasn’t mine It was in my next door neighbor VERSE 3 I scratched my big red nose As the wind blew through my beard If I shave too often My face looks really weird She pulled out her bandana It wasn’t dirty or red Even though inside held A severed shrunken head VERSE 4 I stared like a creep Into those tiny eyes And then one winked at me As the other began to cry She started laughing And tickling its chin Like it was a baby Or newborn kitten VERSE 5 I pulled out my cell phone It melted in my hand She pulled out a bottle And fed the little man I dinged the dinger The bus came to a stop She said thank you sir This is where I get off VERSE 6 I swallowed my vomit So casual and discreet But the taste of eggs and mushrooms Sent it splattered on my feet I ran for the exit The driver hit the breaks I screamed like a woman I didn’t say thanks VERSE 7 I wanted to sneeze Then I wanted to shave I wanted to steal her head And put him in a grave I’m glad her wings are broken I hope they turn to dust I'm gonna learn to drive a car And never take the bus
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