Barenaked Ladies – One Week chords

Barenaked Ladies
One Week
1998
Submitted by: paramore_fans@yahoo.com

Key: A

Tuning: Standard EADGBe

Chords used:
A -    x02220
D -    x02220
E -    022100
C#m -  x46654


Chorus 1:
         AIt's been one week 
                    Dsince you looked at me
A  Cocked your head to the 
                   Dside and said "I'm angry"
A  Five days since you 
           Dlaughed at me saying
 A"Get that together 
                  Dcome back and see me"
A  Three days since 
           Dthe living room
  AI realized it's all my 
          D   fault but couldn't tell you
A                        DYesterday you'd forgiven me
           ABut it'll still be two 
                    Ddays till I say I'm sorry


Verse 1:
A(all the way)  Hold it now and watch the 
hoodwink as I make you stop think
You'll think you're looking at Aquaman
I summon fish to the dish 
although I like Chalet Swiss
I like the sushi cause it's never 
touched a frying pan
Hot like wasabe when I bust 
rhymes big like LeAnn Rimes
Because I'm all about value
Bert Kaempfert's got the 
mad hits you try to match wits
You try to hold me but I bust through
Gonna make a break and take a fake
I'd like a stinkin' achin' shake
I like vanilla, it's the
finest of the flavours
Gotta see the show, 'cause then you'll 
know the vertigo is gonna grow
Cause it's so dangerous
you'll have to sign a waiver


Refrain:
D                        E  How can I help it if I think 
you're funny when you're mad
C#m   Tryin' hard not to 
 Dsmile though I feel bad
D  I'm the kind of guy 
    Ewho laughs at a funeral
C#mCan't understand what I 
Dmean? Well you soon will
D                      E  I have a tendency to wear 
my mind on my sleeve
C#m   I have a history of 
Dtaking off my shirt


Chorus 2:
    AIt's been one week since 
              Dyou looked at me
A  Threw your arms in the air 
                 Dand said "You're crazy"
A                             D  Five days since you tackled me
A  I've still got the rug 
                 Dburns on both my knees
A  It's been three days 
               Dsince the afternoon
    AYou realized it's not my 
                   Dfault not a moment too soon
A                    DYesterday you'd forgiven me
          AAnd now I sit back and 
                         Dwait till you say you're sorry


Interlude: A-- x8


Verse 2:
A(all the way) Chickity China the Chinese chicken
You have a drum stick and 
your brain stops tickin
Watchin' X-Files with no lights 
on we're dans la maison 
(dans la maison...)
I hope the Smoking Man's in this one
Like Harrison Ford I'm getting 
frantic Like Sting I'm tantric
Like snickers, guaranteed to satisfy
Like Kurasawa, I make mad 
films; Okay, I don't make films
But If I did they'd have a Samurai
Gonna get a set of better 
clubs gonna find the kind with tiny nubs
Just so my irons aren't 
always flying off the back-swing
Gonna get in tune with Sailor 
Moon cause the cartoon has got
The boom anime babes that make 
me think the wrong thing


(Repeat Refrain)


Chorus 3:
    AIt's been one week since 
              Dyou looked at me
A  Dropped your arms to your sides 
              Dand said "I'm sorry" (hey)
A  Five days since I 
        Dlaughed at you and said
 A"You just did just what I 
                 Dthought you were gonna do"
A                             D  Three days since the living room
A  We realized we're both to 
                     Dblame but what could we do?
A                              D  Yesterday you just smiled at me
                  ACause it'll still be two 
                       Ddays till we say we're sorry


Outro:
A(all the way)It'll still be two days 
till we say we're sorry
It'll still be two days 
till we say wasabi
Birchmount stadium 
                  A(hold)Home of the Robbie