Dudley Moore – Jump chords

This is the second song on the Derek and Clive Live Album
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dudley_Moore

www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZEEgIti8sM

I have removed the swear words

Jump (Dudley Moore)

D                                   GAs I was walking down the street one day,
Em7               AI saw a house on fire,
DThere was a man standing at an upper storey window
                                                      G     A Shouting and screaming to the crowd that was gathered there below,
 G           A       DFor he was sore afraid,
 D                  GJump, you mucker, Jump,
 Em7                                      AJump into this ‘ere blanket what we are holding,
     D   Em7 D/F# A DAnd you will be alright.",
    D                              G        AHe jumped, hit the deck, broke his bloody neck,
D   Em7 D/F# A DThere was no blanket.
 D                 GLaugh, we nearly shat,
 Em7We have not laughed so much since grandma died,
       G                                   AOr Aunty Mable caught her left one in the mangle,
   G              A       D   Em7 D/F# A DWe are miserable sinners, Fiiiiiiiiilthy muckers.
G         DAmen