Macc Lads – Charlotte chords
Chords:
CHARLOTTE Macc Lads This is the only chord set to this tune on the internet, its a well good tune n a piece of piss so get learnin!! Intro: Em, G, C, Em Em, G, C, BEm G C EmI walked into the Nag's Head fu-t sustinate me belly,Em GThere were a fit crack in the corner butC BI knew her cunt was smelly,Em G C EmShe smelt of rotting fish heads and old and crispy sick,Em G C BSaid her name were Charlotte and she wanted suck me dick.Em GOh, I thought now lad, times are hard,C Emand it's nearly closing time,Em GI'll put a bag on her head, and a peg on me nose,C BAnd I'll grummage through the slime...Em C BCharlotte is the biggest slag in Macc,Em C BShe'll do anything fu-t get you in the sack,Em C BWith her legs spread wide she opens up her crack,Em C BSpends her life just lying on her back.Em GWell, we walked along, up Buxton Road,C EmAnd strolled along the cut,Em GShe said "give us an inch and I'll take a yard."C BSo I slammed her half a foot.Em GGot me hand up her skirt 'cos I'm a Macc Lad,C EmAnd I knew just what fu-t do,Em GI got me hand inside, and then me arm inside,C BI lost it right up to me tattoo.Em C BOh, Charlotte is the biggest slag in Macc,Em C BShe'll do anything fu-t get you in the sack,Em C BCoffee, sex and johnny bags come free,Em C BSo crabs and herpes and VD.EmOh Charlotte.....Break: Em, G, C, Em Em, G, C, BEm GAnd we ended up at her place,C EmAnd I waded through the johnnies,Em GShe put another notch in her bedstead,C Bwhile I watched "The Two Ronnies".Em C BCharlotte is the biggest slag in Macc,Em C BShe lies in wait and then she springs her trap,Em C BShe's always got fu-t take the upper hand,Em C B B A GAnd you are what you drink, and I'm a bitter man.EmCharlotte...