Sammy J Secrets chords
Highlighted Show chord diagrams
Hi guys!! This is my tab for Sammy J and Randys "secrets." I loved this song when i heard it. im pretty sure most of this is right... i had to write the lyrics myself, and the chords are all right except maybe a bit in the middle. If you dont have a capo you can play it open with chrods F#m (for Em), D (For C), A(for G), E (for D), and at the end the chords C (for A), G(for E), F (for G), Am (for F#m), but i prefer playing it with the capo on. Enjoy! Capo 2 Em C I've got a secret, I've got one too G D Tell me your secret and I'll tell my secret to you (I will tell you) Em C Unload your burden, relinquish your lie G I'm ashamed, you are safe now D My day of judgment has arrived C G D Rise up, stand tall Em C For the keeper of secrets will fall G D D While the truth teller quenches his thirst Ė at the fountain of justice! Em C You go first. No after you. G D Rock paper scissors? (oh thatís funny isnít it, look at that! Sorry. It's paper or nothing! That was unfair. I apologize.) Em C Well please I insist after all how can I be so sure G That the secret I'm hiding is worth me confiding in you D In comparison to, your secret Which might be as boring as bat shit Em My standard of secrets are second to none C There are naziís who would not believe what I've done G my secrets are massive, I bet I've got more D I'm a secret machine I'm a secrecy whore! Em I ate your lasagna, I steal from the chemist C I've never seen star wars, I text while I'm driving G I donít flush at parties, I dabble in arsine D I love polystyrene I voted for Howard Em I leave without paying I j-walk I litter C I love mel and koshi I jerk off on twitter G I donít wear a helmet I wear womens shoes D I slept with your grandma C I slept with my grandmother too G D but these are mere samples, common examples of everyday Em C Things that we keep locked away C G D and deeper within, there's a bag in the bin Em C of my soul, a secret thatís too big to say G D Em C rise up stand tall for the keeper of secrets will fall C G I cry watching oprah I pose nude for playboy D Em I trained with the Taliban I can't drive a manual car C G D I slap ugly children I break wind on airplanes Em I organize cockfights I piss in the spa A E D I rarely use condoms I throw rocks at traffic F#m I spread salmonella A E I told my accountant I'm semi retired D F#m I pay cash in hand coz my visas expired D A and secrets are like margarine, E F#m they're easy to spread but harder to clean D A off your pants and once that stain is seen E E everyone knows Iíve been stickin my dick in the fridge! A What? Nothing. Secrets!