Ylvis – Jan Egeland chords

Em  C  G Am X2
EmGray hair
CGlasses
G Am x2Suitcase
EmHumble
CClever
G Amx2And constantly working for peace
AUganda
EmCongo
Amx2 CAnd the Oslo treaty plan
BOh my God, what a plan
CNot as famous as Gahr Stare
GNot a daddy's boy like Jens
CBut when handgrenades are flying
BThere's just one man you can trust
C GWhen there's war and all is hell
DSend in Jan Egeland!
C B Em G AThe United Nations superhero man
C GMad dictator with a gun
Am G DSend in Jan Egeland
Bm AOh, how I wish..
EmI was Jan Egeland..

Same as intro..
Blue eyes
Firm hands
Nice legs
Clean shaved
Body
Drinking his protein shakes
Spray-tan
Skin cream
And buttocks like he was eighteen
He's a peacekeeping machine..
CAnd he stares into the mirror   
G DFlexing muscles in the night
CAnd he says: "Boy, I think you're ready..
B..to protect some human rights"
Same Refr.
When there's war and all is hell
Bring in Jan Egeland!
The United Nations superhero man
He plays golf with Kofi Annan
And looks at maps with George Cloon
Oh, how I wish..
That I was Jan Egeland!
Solo: Dm  A  E  B E  A  Bm  B Em  B  
C  GEgeland (Egeland)
B  GEgeland (Egeland)
Em B CWhen he's sad he goes to funerals
G  DIn unusually heavy rain
C