Adam Dodd – My Old Man chords

My Old Man
Written By Adam Dodd

NO CAPO

G   C   G   D x2

    G                CYou taught me how to tie my shoes,
        G              DAnd you took me to the park to play,
    G                      C                 G         DYou watched me grow from a little boy into a man,            
    G                 CYou came to all of my soccer games,
        G                  DAnd you bought me my first bicycle,
   G              C                G     D          To make me smile, youd do all you can,
       C             DBut every time youd discipline me,
GWhen Id do something bad,
   C                     DOr every time youd say Adam, youre grounded,
GWhen I would make you mad,
          C              DWell, Id look up at the man who raised me,
    G    D        CThe only one Ive had,
       C                   DAnd Id tell you to suck my dick,
                    G    CCause youre not my real Dad,                              
G              D                  G           C           G          D      No, no, no, no, no, youre not my real Dad,
C                 DJust because you sleep with my Mom,
        GDoesnt mean that you get to control me,
C                     DYou and I arent even blood related,
      GWere not on the same fucking family tree,
      C                 DSo, know your role, and watch your mouth,
             G     D       CCause if you ever make me sad,
         C                        DIll tell the cops you touched my penis,
                      G             CCause youre not my real Dad,
G              D                  G           C          GNo, no, no, no, no, youre not my real Dad,
           D          GBut can I borrow fifty bucks?

THE END. 

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