Antsy Mcclain – I Was Just Flipped Off By A Silver Haired Old Lady chords

 Trailer Park Troubadours 
     I Was Just Flipped Off By A Silver Haired Old Lady, 
With A "honk If You Love Jesus" Sticker On The Bumper Of Her Car
 
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             D                I was just flipped off by a  
C                       G      silver haired old lady, with a  
C                        G honk if you love Jesus 
                        D sticker on the bumper of 
         G her car. 


            G I was feeling pretty Christian, I 
        D                          was loving all my neighbors, 
             C                                When I saw that bumper sticker 
            G                        D there, I didn't think twice. 
G My hand went for my horn, And I  
D                           pushed it with conviction. 
             C                            G When I saw that lady's finger, It 
              D                           G 'Bout put my heart on ice. 


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             G                                       And it makes me want to cry, But 
             D                            I may never have the gumption now  
       C                                  To read those one line sermons in 
         G                            D bright yellow, black and white. 
               G I've been buoyed up so many times  
            D                                  While stuck in rush hour traffic, 
          C                                    G And forgive me Lord, for saying, But  
         D                    G my faith is weak tonight. 


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                  G You say, 'Maybe it's a rental. She could 
D                           be the second owner. 
                    C                       She could be a Godless sinner In a  
G                        D loaner from a friend.' 
G While that helps (I do feel better), 
D                                      I just can't help but see it 
          C                             G As a sign the world is doomed, And 
                                D        G  we're that much closer to The End. 


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