Bill Anderson – Waffle House Christmas chords

[Intro]
E   C#m

[Verse]
E                                                 A     BMama burned the turkey and daddy set the tree on fire.  The dog started barkin' the kid's started cryin'
                                 Elike an out of tune Christmas choir.  Sister grabbed the baby, Becky grabbed Bubba, and Bubba grabbed
              A        B                                                                          Ea six pack of beer.  We Headed for the motel, I guess Norman Rockwell won't be paintin' us this year.

[Chorus]
     A                        B              E              C#m                            AIt's gonna be a good old fashioned Waffle House Christmas.  Twenty seven brand new friends all havin'
            B     E                                      A                                 Bdinner with us.   Joinin' our hands bowin' our head over grits and eggs and raisin bread.  Hash browns
Bcovered and smothered somebody please pass the butter.  Suzy don't hit your brother don't sass your
                   E            B   Emother.  Waffle House Christmas.

[Verse]
                                                 A      BRachel said she heard reindeer on the restaurant roof.  Billy can't eat yet for starin' at the brunette
            E           B               Eover in the corner booth.  He want's to meet her somethin' awful won't even touch his waffle.  He want's
                A                  B                                              Eher attention I know.  He wants to put her in his stockin' go jingle bell rockin' underneath the misletoe.

[Chorus]
     A                          B                E              C#m                            AAint nothin' like a good old fashioned Waffle House Christmas.  Twenty seven brand new friends all
                              B          E                     Ahavin' dinner with us.  Joinin' our hands bowin' our head over grits and eggs and raisin bread.
B                                                                        F#m        BHash browns covered and smothered will somebody please pass the butter.  Suzy don't hit your brother
                                   Edon't sass your mother.  Waffle House Christmas.

[Verse]
A                         B                        E           C#m                                AMama kinda likes it cause she don't have to do the dishes.  It looks like we might have started a brand
            Bnew holiday tradition accidently.

[Chorus]
A                         B                 E              C#m                            ANothin' like a good old fashioned Waffle House Christmas.  Twenty seven brand new friends all
                   B    E                                    A                                 Bhavin' dinner with us.  Joinin' hands bowin' our head's over grits and eggs and raisin bread.  Everybody's
                F#m                             Bin good cheer.  We're makin' it perfectly clear this was a good idea.  See you back next year.
          EWaffle House Christmas.

[Verse]
BEverybody knows they never close.  Tweny four seven three sixty five.  Without 'em how would we
                                         E            B  Eever survive?  Thank God for a Waffle House Christmas.