Bo Burnham – Deep chords ver. 4

This is how all the root notes of the song are played with timing. You may find it 
hard to time but I can play this song on piano and trust me, it's right.

Progression during spoken word: C D Em D C D Em Bb x2 

(spoken) This songs about how deep I am
I'm really fucking deep bro
So deep that it's called.. Hashtag Deep

G Bb Em (C)

         G                       Bb                   Em    Have you ever stopped to watch a bluebird drop from a tree,


and take to the air?

   G            Bb        Em Me Neither

         G                     Bb                         EmHave you ever took time out to finish out a rhyme but the right words just weren't there?

     G          Bb        EmMeat Cleaver


    G            Bb             Em             CThe people in my life are like      grains of sand

G                     Bb   Cause they stick together

    EmYeah.. Often near my butt hole

   C          D          Em     D                 C       DIf life is an ocean than I am a deep and handsome fish

             G      BA fish that's drowning  

           C                 D             If the artistic process is a birth canal

     Em     D           C         DThan I am a freshly jellied kid

               G      BCome witness my crowning ( straight onto the next line without a gap )

                      CCause thoughts of mine

                    D      (palm mute)
Must be a sign that I'm

            GHashtag Deep

G Bb Em(spoken: If jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land?)
 
                  G                                Bb     Have you ever accidentally peed on the side of the toilet seat,

    Em                               G     Bb  Eminstead of your girlfriends face? Me neither...     Me neither!

         G                 BbHave you ever wrote a song note for note,

          Emand not a single note was out of place, duh?


    G            Bb             Em              C                 GThe people in my life are like        blades of grass..    How?

                     Bb              Em                  Cause they're all so grounded but at least grass stays away from my butthole!

C        D          Em       D           C    Art is a harlot and i am her sassy urban friend

  D                        G  BUh, bitch why you being so selfish

   C        D             Em          D             If momma is right and the world is my oyster then 

C     D                         G       BI-----I must have an allergy to shellfish

          C                   DYou don't know. How could you know

    G             D           Em   CIf life makes you wish you were dead

     G             D              C              D                  GJust put on a good movie and then promptly put a bullet in your head

         D      Em     C         Spend forever a---asle---ep,

       G                D          C          D'cause life pales in comparison to living the dream

     G     D    Em    CHashtag...