Answering Machine chords with lyrics by Bruce McCulloch - Easy chords and tabs for guitar

Bruce McCulloch – Answering Machine chords

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[Intro]
F CI love my
F CI love my
F C G C F C [Chorus]
F CI love my answering machine
F CI love my answering machine
C G7 C F CIt keeps the people I know away from me
[Verse 1]
F CI don't watch TV
F CDon't watch my weight
C G7 C F CI watch my answering machine
CMy best friend says
G7"It's me. Pick it up." I say "nope"
CMy girlfriend says
G7"It's me. Pick it up." I say "nope"
C F"Mr. Harris from the bank calling. Please pick up."
G7Yeah, right
F G C F CI love my answering machine
[Chorus]
F CI love my answering machine
F CI love my answering machine
C G7 C F CIt talks to my friends for me
[Verse 2]
F CDo I want to go for dinner?
F CShould we meet somewhere at eight?
C G7 C F COnly if I can take my answering machine
[Chorus]
F CI love my answering machine
F CI love my answering machine
C G7 C F CIt keeps the people I know away from me
[Verse 3]
CSometimes I miss it
G7In the middle of the afternoon
CI call it up
G7To see how it's doing
CHow can I tell my gal
F G7Who I'm whispering to?
F G7 C F CYou know it's my answering machine
[Chorus]
F CI love my answering machine
F CI love my answering machine
C G7 C F CIt keeps the people I love away from me
[Spoken Interlude]
C C/B AmMy answering machine says
CHi, this is Bruce. I'm not here right now
C C/B AmSo please leave a message and I'll get back to you
CThank you. Bye-bye.
C C/B AmWhat my answering machine should say is
CHi, this is Bruce. I am here right now. And I'm listening to you,
G#But I'm not gonna pick up. So, leave a message
   G C F CAnd I probably won't get back to you. Thank you. Bye-bye.
[Chorus]
F CI love my answering machine
F CI love my answering machine
C G7 C F CIt keeps you people away from me
[Bridge]
G7I collect calls, like spinsters collect porcelain dolls
CSometimes I'll get fearless
G7And return one
CBut I'll only speak
F GIf on the other end of the phone
F G7 CIs another answering machine
[Chorus]
F CWe love our answering machines
F CWe love our answering machines
C G7 C F CThey keep the people we know away from me
F CWe love our answering machines
F CWe love our answering machines
C G7 C F CThey're the very best thing that's ever been invented
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