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Carter The Unstopable Sex Machine – Sheriff Fatman tab
G C Am Sheriff Fatman started out in business as a granny farmer G C Am he was infamous for fifteen minutes and he appeared in Panorama G C Am G Then he somehow got himself on board The Starship Enterprise Allowance Scheme C Am With a Prince of Wales award for pushing valium and amphetamines G C Am Now he's moving up onto second base behind Nicholas Van Wotsisface G C Am At six foot six and a hundred tons the undisputed king of the slums G C Am With more alias' than Klaus Barbie the master butcher of Leigh-on-Sea G C Am Just about to take the stage the one and only hold the front page G C Am G Fatman's got something to sell to the capital's homeless C Am G At The Crossroads Motelfor the no-fixed-abodeless C Am G Where you can live life in style you can sleep in a closet C Am G And if you flash him a smile he'll take your teeth as deposit C Am There's bats in the belfry the windows are jammed C D The toilets ain't healthy and he don't give a damn Em Am he just chuckles and smiles and laughs like a madman, C D a born again Rachman Here comes Sheriff Fatman G C Am G With his valium, amphetamines his sick notes and his phoney prescriptions C Am G And just when you thought it was safe to go back into the kitchen, C Am G Dead legs and cracked heads Bunk-beds and breakfasts C A G C Am Wake up you sleepy headcases check this G C Am (etc) G C Am Moving up now to take the place of Nicholas Van Wotsisface G C Am At six foot six and a hundred tons the undisputed king of the slums G C Am With more alias' than Klaus Barbie the master butcher of Leigh-on-Sea G C Am In a hatchback from Notre Dame, the one and only Sheriff Fatman G C Am G In goes another left hook and now I'm losing my patience C Am G Someone call up Roger Cook and The United Nations C Am G he's buying up houses for hasbeens (help me) C Am From Lands End to Southend and Chelsea C Am There's bats in the belfrey the windows are jammed C D The toilets ain't healthy he don't give a damn Em Am He just chuckles and smiles and laughs like a madman C Ladies and gentlemen,I give you . . . D A SHERIFF FATMAN! D A etc