Carter Usm - Shoppers Paradise chords

Chords by Paul Wingham from The Sweet Fantastic.
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Carter the Unstoppable Sex Machine
Shoppers Paradise

Verse 1:
C GGround floor Shoppers' Paradise habit-dashery, needles, spoons and knives
C G knuckle-dusters, glass jaws and wooden hearts
C Spend your money girls on sprays and lipsticks
Gtested on bunnies, girls, strays and misfits
C G C ozone friendly rape alarms for those blinding dates another summer of hate
Verse 2:
C GIt's the top shop for the tired and rundown going up for the final comedown
C G First and second floors, third and fourth world wars
C We've got a free pair of flares, with every hip replacement
G just take the stairs to the bargain basement
C Babies bottles full ot the milk of human kind nestle.
G C G C Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls
G C G C the big shop is open it's a wonderful world
Verse 3:
C GTop floor Shoppers' Paradise we've got a drunk Father Christmas and The Antichrist
C GWe've got nothing of value so there's no V.A.T. were going S.H.O.P.P.I.N.G.
C We take Visa, Access, American Express
G patched-up, hand-me-down, second to next best
C clothes for all ages, mothers and babies
Chorus: Verse 4:
C Going down for all the things you missed
G all the love. peace and happiness that don't exist
C GWe've got enpsychopaedias we've got pic 'n' fix a government freezer full of benefits
C A children's assortment we're bigger than Hamleys
G We've got Cabbage Patch orphans from Sylvanian Famllies
C Carpets. Iinoleum, holy petroleum,
G Chemi-kaze killers, little Hitlers and Napoleans
C G CLadies and gentlemen, boys and girls the big shop is open and the world is wonderful
Ending: C G C G C G C G
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