Courtney Barnett – Avant Gardener chords

GI sleep in late
GAnother day
FOh what a wonder
COh what a waste.
GIts a monday
GIts so mundane
FWhat exciting things
CWill happen today?
GThe yard is full of hard rubbish its a mess and
F CI guess the neighbours must think we run a meth lab
GWe should ammend that
GI pull the sheets back
FIts 40 degrees
CAnd i feel like im dying.
GLifes getting hard in here
GSo i do some gardening
F CAnything to take my mind away from where its sposed to be.
GThe nice lady next door talks of green beds
F CAnd all the nice things that she wants to plant in them
GI wanna grow tomatoes on the front steps.
F CSunflowers, bean sprouts, sweet corn and radishes.
GI feel pro-active
GI pull out weeds
FAll of a sudden
CIm having trouble breathing in.
G D C Bb F G D F Bb C (x2) G G F C
GMy hands are shaky
GMy knees are weak
FI cant seem to stand
COn my own two feet
GIm breathing but im wheezing
GFeel like im emphysem-in
FMy throat feels like a funnel
CFilled with weet bix and kerosene and
GOh no, next thing i know
GThey call up triple o
F CId rather die than owe the hospital
Till I get old
GI get adrenalin
GStraight to the heart
FI feel like Uma Thurman
CPost-overdosing kick start
GReminds me of the time
GWhen i was really sick and i
FHad too much psuedoefedryn and i
CCouldnt sleep at night
GHalfway down high street, andy looks ambivalent
F CHes probably wondering what im doing getting in an ambulance
GThe paramedic thinks im clever cos i play guitar
F CI think shes clever cos she stops people dying
GAnaphylactic and super hypocondriactic
FShouldve stayed in bed today
CI much prefer the mundane.
GI take a hit from
GAn asthma puffer
FI do it wrong
C GI was never good at smoking bongs.
FIm not that good at breathing in
C GIm not that good at breathing in
F CIm not that good at breathing in
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