Dj Lubel – Why Wont Asians Have Sex With Me chords

Capo 4 C,G,AM,F 

C               G                 AM                            FWhy wont asians have sex whit me, im really good at maths and i love Bruce Lee.

C                  G                  AM                        FI want you to be my fotunecookie, ohh why wont asian girls ever hook up whit me.


C                  G                         AM                FIm the kind of guy with a long sexuall past, get so much ass my cock needs a cast. 
C                   G               AM                      FSex all the time it gets so messy, i fuck more bitches the uncle jessie.
C                              G                 AMBut when it comes to a sertain type of rais you asian girls spraymaisin my 
F                                       G                                   face. 
C                    G                   AmI do not understand what im doing wrong thats why i wrote you asian girls 
Fthis special song.

C               G                  Am                      F          C why wont asians have sex whit me, i play the violin and i love sushi, i
                             G          Am                        F   would like to performe some bukake ohh why wont asian girls ever hook up with me.


C                  G                  Am                              FMet my first asian when i was only three first day at nersery her name was 
         C                      G                   Am             kim lee. I crawld over quick to show her my thing, i got more love for her 
                 F                C                                Gthan there are people in bejing, im like, whats wrong baby why your being so
          Am                             F              Cshitty? At least let me play with your Hello kitty. She said no no no you 
G     makin me sick
          Am                            F      C            G      Am Fas she gone into her moms suit up honda civic, honda civic hoooonda civic.

C                       G               Am                                   Is it cuz im taller then five three, or is it cuz theres hair on my 
F      C                            G                       Ambody? Is it cuz i dont like to drink sakke whine that you never ever ever 
        Flove me long time.
C                        G                    Am                  FIs it cuz im eastern euro...peaan and im not sure if ur japanese chinese or 

korean.

C                         G               Am                 Is it cuz rarely go to the barber that u treat my heart like it was pearl 
Fharbore.

C                       G                     Am                      FJust becuz i live in my moms garage there are no happy endings at my asian  
         C                     G                         Ammassage. I love you girls from japan and manilla but you run away from me 
          Flike i was freggin godzilla.
C                      G                      AmIf i was fit and a little bit leaner i could maybe kiss the asians at my 
   Flokal dry-kleaner.
C                            G                    AmBut untill that day happends utill that day comes ill 
                         Fnever get my hand on my asian love.
C                      G                  Am                             FIf you love me baby my love will go far i will even let you ride me like i
was a car.
C                          G                       AmBut i will be carefull ill hold on taight cuz i seen you girls drive before 
  Fand its not a pretty saight.

Cuz your asian.


C                G                  Am                         F   CWhy wont asians have sex whit me all i really want is asian pussy, i try and 
          G                      Am                        Fi try but i never succseed ohhh why wont asian girls ever hook up with me.


CLick my balls....