Emilie Autumn – Girls Girls Girls chords

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DmStep right up
BbWe bring to you the finest entertainment
A7And I am pleased to be your humble servant
Dm A7Accept our hospitality, indulge in abnormality
DmStep right up
BbWe've something here for everyone's enjoyment
A7I do this as a gift, not for employment
Dm A7A portrait of insanity, approached with pure humanity
D ACome see our girls, crazy girls
D/F# D7 AIf you're willing to be thrilled, this is a hell of a ride
Em B5Those girls, crazy girls
D A7 D7 They're hot, they're nuts, they're suicidal
D ATickets cheap, it's a crime
D/F# D7 AAnd they're half price after 4 o' clock, so toss us a dime
Em A7 DTo see these lovely freaks of nature for a limited time
Em A7 DCome see the girls, girls, girls
D E7Some of them are really quite attractive as you see
A7 DSome are truly hideous, I'm sure that you'll agree
Em A7 DWhile others still look rather quite a lot like you and me
E A7But you mustn't let them fool you, just one more rule
D E7You shouldn't look this one too long in the eye
A7 DAnd that one, let's just keep walking by
Em A7 DThese ain't no ordinary girls, and we've a steady supply
Em A7 DGrab another cup of tea, and follow me
D ATo see our girls, crazy girls
D/F# D7 AIf you're willing to be thrilled, this is a hell of a ride
Em B5Those girls, crazy girls
D A7 D7 They're hot, they're nuts, they're suicidal
D ATickets cheap, it's a crime
D/F# D7 AAnd they're half price after 4 o' clock, so toss us a dime
Em A7 DTo see these lovely freaks of nature for a limited time
Em A7 DCome see the girls, girls, girls
D E7Now, has anybody any clever questions for your guide
E A7 D7For a penny more, go on and ask, we have nothing here to hide.
Quiet down! You, sir?
D E7If insanity's primarily a femininish malady,
A7 DAnd no one's doubting that for it's a scientific fact,
Em A7 DThen according to the medics, are they faultier genetics?
E A7Are they born with this disease, or is it something they contract?
D E7It’s all to do with reproductive organs
A7 DWhich are naturally unstable in a dame
Em A7 DYou see, from lunar we have lunacy and lunatic and loony
E A7And they're always ovulating by the cycle of the moony
DI have a question (shoot!)
E7Has any patient ever been released
A7 DWould you send her home if her bizarre behavior would decrease?
Em A7 DFor the good of our society, they oughtn't reproduce
E A7So while they may pretend propriety, we'll never let them loose
D ACome see the girls, crazy girls
D/F# D7 AIf you're willing to be thrilled, this is a hell of a ride
Em B5Those girls, crazy girls
D A7 D7 They're hot, they're nuts, they're suicidal
D ATickets cheap, it's a crime
D/F# D7 AAnd they're half price after 4 o' clock, so toss us a dime
Em A7 DTo see these lovely freaks of nature for a limited time
Em A7 DCome see the girls, girls, girls
Some are born mad Some achieve madness Some have madness thrust upon them This is the real thing my friends, 100 percent, authentic, mentally-ill Except no imitations For a little extra on the side, you can arrange For a slightly more intimate encounter, wink wink For a tuppence, just a tuppence, a handful of pills to feed the inmates We've got pills for depression, obsession, agression, possession, indiscretion, But there's a bloody pill for everything nowadays
AHow big is a lady's brain?
Em E7 D7It's really very, very small, a simple thought is quite a strain
EmThis seems just a bit inhumane
E E7 D7It's just a simple little shock, it doesn't cause her any pain
D E7They're really more like animals than people
A7 DWhich, as we've proven, haven't any souls at all.
Em A7 DThe only bits that aren't inferior are bosom and posterior
E A7And these are only useful in a seedy music hall
D E7They don't bite, well they might
A7 DI say this one does look hungry tonight
Em A7So get your picture with an inmate
DBut be sure she's locked up tight
EThey're practically wild sir
A7 Protect your child sir
D E7They don't recall the taste of freedom
A7 DThey're just happy if we feed them
Em A7So point and laugh, it isn't bad
DThey oughtn't mind because they're mad!
E A7If you haven't got a dime, toss us your pearls
You're welcome to enjoy
D AOur girls, crazy girls
D/F# D7 AIf you're willing to be thrilled, this is a hell of a ride
Em B5Those girls, crazy girls
D A7 D7 They're hot, they're nuts, they're suicidal
D ATickets cheap, it's a crime
D/F# D7 AAnd they're half price after 4 o' clock, so toss us a dime
Em A7 DTo see these lovely freaks of nature for a limited time
Em A7 DCome see the girls, girls, girls
Em A7 DI've got a lot more words to say, but I just can't make them rhyme
Em A7 DSo ladies, let this be a lesson to you, keep your hair uncut
Em A7Your corsets tight, your morals high
DYour knitting neat, your yappers shut
Em A7This is what comes of over-educating,
D Emmentally over-stimulating,
A7too much serious conversating,
D Emorganized religion-hating,
A7sinful over-copulating,
D Emmarriage without procreating,
A7 girl-on-girl caught lesbiating,
D Emshe was caught while masturbating,
A7they all mind manipulating,
D Emchronically hallucinating,
A7certainly there's no debating,
D Emsome we just find fascinating,
A7women's rights facilitating,
D Emindependent thought creating,
A7she just may be complicating,
D D7get your money out, we're waiting
To see those
EmGirls!
A7Girls!
DGirls!
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