George Salazar – Michael In The Bathroom chords

[Intro]
E  F#  E  F# (x2)

[Verse]
[MICHAEL]
E  F#            E  F#                E  F#              G#mI am hanging in the bathroom at the biggest party of the fall
E  F#            E  F#                E  F#              G#mI could stay right here or disappear, and nobody'd even notice at all

E  F#   E  F#     E  F#    E  F#

E  F#            E  F#                E  F#              G#mI'm a creeper in a bathroom 'cause my buddy kinda left me alone
 E  F#            E  F#                E  F#                               Bmaj7But I'd rather fake pee than stand awkwardly, or pretend to check a text on my phone

  D#m                                      F#Everything felt fine when I was half of a pair
             D#m                                      ENow through no fault of mine, there's no other half there

F#sus4    F#    B             F#         G#m         E              BNow I'm just Michael in the bathroom, Michael in the bathroom at a party
            F#sus4    F#Forget how long it's been
         B             F#         G#m         E                 D#mI'm just Michael in the bathroom, Michael in the bathroom at a party
        F#sus4    F#No you can't come in!
   E                       F#I'm waiting it out 'til it's time to leave
    G#m                     C#sus4And picking at grout as I softly grieve
 C#7       F#                             G      G#m          C#7       E              F#I'm just Michael who you don't know, Michael flyin' solo, Michael in the bathroom by himself

E  F#  E  F#

 E F#         E  F#  E  F#All by himself

   E  F#            E  F#                E  F#            G#mI am hiding, but he's out there, just ignoring all our history
E  F#            E  F#                E  F#                               Bmaj7Memories get erased, and I'll get replaced, with a newer, cooler version of me
        D#m                                                F#And I hear a drunk girl sing along to Whitney through the door, "I wanna dance with somebody"
          D#m                                               E                                 F#sus4And my feelings sink, 'cause it makes me think: now there's no one to make fun of drunk girls with anymore!

F#            B              F#         G#m              E         F#sus4Now it's just Michael in the bathroom, Michael in the bathroom at a party
           F#I half regret the beers
 B              F#         G#m              E          D#mMichael in the bathroom, Michael in the bathroom at a party
            F#sus4   F#As I choke back the tears
     E                                 F#I'll wait as long as I need, until my face is dry
              G#m                           C#7Or I'll just blame it on weed, or something in my eye!
         F#    F#m        G           G#m         C#7I'm just Michael who you don't know, Michael flyin' solo
 E              F#            E      F#    E    F#Michael in the bathroom by himself!


[MICHAEL & ALL]
E              F#Knock, knock, knock, knock
E                 F#They're gonna start to shout soon
E                 F#Knock, knock, knock, knock
E                 F#Oh hell yeah, I'll be out soon
 F            GKnock, knock, knock, knock
 F            GIt sucks you left me here alone
 F            GKnock, knock, knock, knock
 F            GHere in this teenage battle zone-
A              GClang, clang, clang, clang
A              GI feel the pressure blowing up
 A              GBang, bang, bang, bang
 A              GMy big mistake was showing up
  G#             A#Splash, splash, splash, splash

 G#             A#I throw some water in my face
 G#m                      C#And I am in a better place
                     EI go to open up the door
                   F#But I can't hear knocking
E       F#Anymore

E       F# (x3)

            D#mAnd I can't help but yearn
                 F#For a different time
             D#mAnd then I look in the mirror

And the present is clearer
                  E    F#sus4 F#And there's no denying, I'm just-
B   F#   G#m   E

    F#sus4At a party
            F#Is there a sadder sight than-
  B   F#*hums*
 G#m           E               F#Michael in the bathroom at a party
           D#m     F#This is a heinous night
        E                               F#I wish I stayed at home in bed watching cable porn
           G#mOr wish I offed myself instead
            C#7Wish I was never born
         F#              GI'm just Michael who's a loner
        G#m      C#7So he must be a stoner
        F#    GRides a PT Cruiser
          G#m      C#7God he's such a loser
     F#         GMichael flyin' solo
          G#m       C#7Who you think that you know
  F#                       E   F#Michael in the bathroom by himself
    E   F#       E   F#All by himself
    E   F#       E   F#All by himself
      E   F#         E   F#All you know about me is my name
    E   F#Awesome party
      E   F#      BI'm so glad I came