Henry Phillips – Hit In The Head By A Brick chords

I couldn't find this when I searched for it and thought it's too fun not to be 
tabbed. I've never found someone who's heard it before so I tell people I wrote it 
and it always gets a laugh.

Henry plays it in F# but meh.

GI may not be a movie star 
EmI may not drive a shiny car
G			      Em	  D	I may not be surrounded by celebrities or royalty
GI may not be the Prince of Wales
EmOr the King of Siam
G			       Em	     DIn fact I don't remember just exactly who I am

Chorus:
	  C		D	G'Cos I got hit in the head by a brick
	 	G7		Cand I can't remember one damn thing
	     D       G	Hit in the head by a brick and I don't remember anything

GI might have been some principal
EmA white-collar criminal
G			      		    Em	  		D	I might have been the guy who leaked the Lewinsky story to the evening news
G			     Em	  	   D	Or sold military secrets to China or even armed Iraq
GOr take pictures of Lady Di
Em			DBut don't expect me to testify 

CHORUS

Bridge:
     Em		  D	    C  					AmI got hit in the head by a brick and I can't remember one damn thing
		    DI might have been a funny singer but
G		 B		   Emnow I can't tell jokes and I can't sing
		D		G	and maybe the bridge for this song was once a little bit lower
Cmaybe just a little bit funnier
Gmaybe just a bit more clever
D7but don't expect me to remember

GWe might have had a one night stand
EmI might have even said "I love you"
G				 Em	 	  DI might have even promised you a mountain or the evening sky
GI might have said "your hair style sucks"
EmI might have borrowed twenty bucks
GWe might have almost had it all
Em			Dbut don't expect me to call

CHORUS

 C	    D	     G[Hit in the head by a brick
	 	G7		Cand I can't remember one damn thing
	     D       Cm					 G	Hit in the head by a brick and I don't remember one damn thing] x2

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