Henrik Widegren – Never Google Your Symptoms chords

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[Intro]
G C D Em

[Verse 1]
EmOne evening, my father said: My son
AmI'™m dying and soon I'll be gone
EmBut before my €…final €…farewell:
BHear me. And hear me well
EmDo whatever you want €…to do
AmHave a plan or roll the dice
EmBut one thing is strictly taboo
BPlease, follow my advice
[Chorus]
G C DNever google your symptoms
G C DThat is my only prescription
Em AmYou get a hundred diagnoses
G DAnd medieval prognoses
G C DEvery sign is a serious condition
G C D Em [Verse 2]
EmIf you google '€œcough'€ and '€œdiagnosis'€
AmYou have got tuberculosis
EmAnd if you google '€œfever and red'€
BYou'€™ve got Ebola and soon will be dead
EmAnd if you google '€œI'€™ve a runny nose'€
AmIt'€™s CSF. Your brain is leaking juice!
EmAnd if you google itch and prognosis:
BAnaphylactic chock or psychosis
[Chorus]
G C DSo never google your symptoms
G C DSeldom it brings any wisdom
Em AmYou want to discover
G DBut you might uncover
G C DThat you have an extra chromosome
G C D Em [Bridge]
EmSo this is what I heard my father say
AmAnd then he closed his eyes and passed away
EmThe autopsy report was very clear
BDeath from hypochondric fear
BWhich is custom
BWhen you google
BYour symptoms
[Chorus]
G C DNever google your symptoms
G C DThe hit list is never awesome
Em AmPain in your left arm?
G DHeart attack alarm!
Em AmDo you feel a little weak? Yes
G DYou'€™ve got ALS!
Em AmIf you have a slight anemia
G DYou'€™ve got leukemia!
Em AmAre you a little crazy?
G DYou'€™ve got ADHD
D CSo never, ever google
DYour symptoms!
G C D
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