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Henrik Widegren – Never Google Your Symptoms chords
[Intro] G C D Em [Verse 1]EmOne evening, my father said: My sonAmI'm dying and soon I'll be goneEmBut before my final farewell:BHear me. And hear me wellEmDo whatever you want to doAmHave a plan or roll the diceEmBut one thing is strictly tabooBPlease, follow my advice[Chorus]G C DNever google your symptomsG C DThat is my only prescriptionEm AmYou get a hundred diagnosesG DAnd medieval prognosesG C DEvery sign is a serious conditionG C D Em [Verse 2]EmIf you google 'cough' and 'diagnosis'AmYou have got tuberculosisEmAnd if you google 'fever and red'BYou've got Ebola and soon will be deadEmAnd if you google 'I've a runny nose'AmIt's CSF. Your brain is leaking juice!EmAnd if you google itch and prognosis:BAnaphylactic chock or psychosis[Chorus]G C DSo never google your symptomsG C DSeldom it brings any wisdomEm AmYou want to discoverG DBut you might uncoverG C DThat you have an extra chromosomeG C D Em [Bridge]EmSo this is what I heard my father sayAmAnd then he closed his eyes and passed awayEmThe autopsy report was very clearBDeath from hypochondric fearBWhich is customBWhen you googleBYour symptoms[Chorus]G C DNever google your symptomsG C DThe hit list is never awesomeEm AmPain in your left arm?G DHeart attack alarm!Em AmDo you feel a little weak? YesG DYou've got ALS!Em AmIf you have a slight anemiaG DYou've got leukemia!Em AmAre you a little crazy?G DYou've got ADHDD CSo never, ever googleDYour symptoms!G C D