Birthday Song chords with lyrics by Jon Lajoie - Easy chords and tabs for guitar

Jon Lajoie – Birthday Song chords

DIt's your birthday today,
what does that mean? I guess I'll try to explain,
Gthat twenty-one years ago on this day,
A D it was the first time your parents saw your beautiful face,
and nine months before that magical day, your dad probably took your mom out on a date,
Gand they were having a good time,
Dthey were dancing and drinking wine,
(optional chorus used on an episode of The League)
D G Ahappy birthday,
B Ghappy birthday,
A Dhappy birthday,
Dand when they got home they were horny as hell,
and your dad threw your mom down on the bed,
Gand he tore her panties off,
Dand his penis was hard as a rock,
and then your mom really wanted to give your dad head, but your dad also wanted to give your mom head,
Gso they formed a sixty-nine,
Dand your mom came at least three times,
Dand then your dad was so excited to get inside your mom,
that he forgot to put a condom on,
Gand when he realized his mistake,
A Dhe had ejaculated and it was too late,
D G Aand then your mom got pregnant,
D Gand your dad started crying,
D Ahe wanted your mom to get an abortion,
D Gbut your mom wanted a child,
Aand nine months later your were born,
G D and five months later your parents got a divorce
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