Jonathan Coulton – Screwed chords
Chords:
Screwed by Jonathan Coulton Chord List in order of appearance: G C A7 D G/C B7 Em Am7 D7 C#m7b5 Dsus4E--3---0---0---2---3---2---0----0---2-----------3---|B--0---1---2---3---1---0---0----1---1----5------3---|G--0---0---0---2---0---2---0----0---2----4------2---|D--0---2---2---0---2---1---2----2---0----5------0---|A--2---3---0-------x---2---2----0--------4----------|E--3---------------3-------0------------------------|I've also tabbed out the little fills he does and labelled them figure 1 and figure 2.(fig.1) (fig.2)E-------------3---|-----3----3--3----|B---------1---0---|---0-1----0--0----|G---------0---0---|---0-0----0--0----|D--0h2p0--2---0---|---0-2----0--0----|A-----------------|------------------|E-----------------|----------3-------|Thats all you need, now heres the song. G C A7 D G G/C GG C A7 D G C A7 DSome dumb Indian sold Manhattan for Seven bucks and a bottle of boozeG C A7 D G C GWent out drinking and came home sober and Told his friends the good newsG C A7 D G C A7 DBernadette saw the Virgin Mary but No one else could and everyone triedG C A7 D G C GAll her friends said that she'd gone crazy, she Joined a convent and diedB7 Em B7 EmI'm the Indian, I am BernadetteD G D GI'm the sucker who doesn't know it yetB7 Em B7 EmI just signed it, I never reviewedA7 Am7All the fine print you wrote outD7Now I guess I'mG C A7 DscrewedG G/C GG C A7 D G C A7 DIndiana Jones liked to travel, he Took his friend on a treasure hunt tripG C A7 D G C GDid a favor, threw him the idol but Never got back his whipG C A7 D G C A7 DBoba Fett was a bounty hunter, he Did his job well, he brought back his manG C A7 D G C GHe was clutching his unspent money when he Fell down a hole in the sandB7 Em B7 EmI am Dr. Jones, I am Boba FettD G D GI'm the sucker who doesn't know it yetB7 Em B7 EmI just signed it, I never reviewedA7 Am7All the fine print you wrote outD7Now I guess I'mG C A7 DscrewedG G/C G C#m7b5 G (Fig.1) C#m7b5 G (Fig.2) It's bad news for me again, It never endsC#m7b5 G D Dsus4 DI got no prize inside my Happy MealC#m7b5 G C#m7b5 G (Fig.1) I got lots of money, I got lots of friendsC#m7b5 G D Dsus4 DJust like Meatloaf got a record dealG C A7 D G C A7 DAlexander Graham Bell made telephones, His friend Watson was out all the timeG C A7 D G C GCalled him up just to chat, nobody home, Never got back his dimeG C A7 D G C A7 DOnce upon a time France was beautiful, Had a queen who gave everyone cakeG C A7 D G C GThen the people got mad and killed her dead, Took back all they could takeB7 Em B7 EmI am Graham Bell, Marie AntionetteD G D GI'm the sucker who doesn't know it yetB7 Em B7 EmI just signed it, I never reviewedA7 Am7All the fine print you wrote outD7Now I guess I'mG C A7 DscrewedG G/C G Have fun, Dave Email: Big_dave699@hotmail.com Guitar Tab Legend: h - Hammer on p - Pull off x - finger mute (fretboard hand)