Joel Mabus – Hopelessly Midwestern chords

        DIf you live life in the middle and not on the edge
                           AYou’re hopelessly Midwestern

If a big Saturday means clipping the hedge
                          DYou’re hopelessly Midwestern

If you shop at Sears, drink a lot of iced tea
      G                         (G#)You like to dance the polka and watch TV
                AWell, then the jury is in, and the critics agree
                       DYou’re hopelessly Midwestern


  G                      DHopelessly Midwestern – corn fed boys and girls
  G                              AHopelessly Midwestern – square pegs in this big round world
               D               D7Well, you can go from seas to shining sea
     GBut right in the middle is the place to be
            AAnd if you like it like that, you’re a lot like me –
                  DHopelessly Midwestern


    DNow if you’re favorite stretch of highway is flat & straight
                           AYou’re hopelessly Midwestern

And if you still think sushi looks a lot like bait
                           DYou’re hopelessly Midwestern

You like your potatoes mashed and your chicken fried
      G                           (G#)Your green beans boiled and your apples pied
     AAnd home sweet home is a double-wide
                          DYou’re hopelessly Midwestern


  G                      DHopelessly Midwestern – corn fed boys and girls
  G                              AHopelessly Midwestern – square pegs in this big round world
               D               D7Well, you can go from seas to shining sea
     GBut right in the middle is the place to be
            AAnd if you like it like that, you’re a lot like me –
                  DHopelessly Midwestern