Jonathan Coulton – Dont Feed The Trolls chords

[Verse 1]
D2Lucy had a steamboat, the steamboat had a bell
D2Lucy went to heaven but she still felt like hell
       D2            GSo she only gave it two stars
G             AWorst place ever

D2She's the kind of person, anyway she tries
D2Always disappointed so she never feels surprised
            D2           GWhen she is always disappointed

[Pre-chorus 1]
GShe holds my hand like I'm a barbed wire fence
G                                                  A      D2Dance like they're watching you 'cause they are watching you

[Chorus]
D                     A And when the bright lights find you
G                             A Don't let your heart get lazy
D                      A Keep all the worst behind you
Bm                            A That stuff will make you crazy

G                          ADon't read the comments and don't feed the trolls
G                           ADon't read the comments and don't feed the trolls

[Verse 2]
D2Hello operator, please give me number nine
D2If you disconnect me I think that would be fine
                  D2       GBecause all I can hear is talking
G               ASo much talking

D2Appreciate the outrage, I did the best I could
D2I thought about your think piece, I don't think it's any good
              D2      GAnd anyway, I didn't read it

[Pre-chorus 2]
GWho writes this stuff? 'Cause it makes no sense
G                                          A     D2I just checked my privilege and it looks fine to me

[Chorus]
D2             A And when the bright lights find you
G                                 A They're gonna shine right through you
D2                     A Keep all the worst behind you
Bm                            A Don't let the words get to you

G                          ADon't read the comments and don't feed the trolls
G                           ADon't read the comments and don't feed the trolls

[Verse 3]
    D2The flies are in the meadow, the bees are in the park
D2Girls and boys are kissing as we stumble in the dark
             D2             GAnd we don't have a lot of time left

[Pre-chorus 3]
G You clutch your chest, you fake a heart attack
G Laugh it up, nothing looks good on me
G Somebody called, they want their something back
G                                       A     D2 I'm not a piece of meat, I guess I'd like to be

[Chorus]
D2                      A And when the bright lights find you
G                              ABro, come on, bro, don't tase me
D2                     A Keep all the worst behind you
Bm                         A That stuff will make you crazy

[Outro]
G                           ADon't read the comments and don't feed the trolls
G                           ADon't read the comments and don't feed the trolls
G                           ADon't read the comments and don't feed the trolls
G                           ADon't read the comments and don't feed the trolls

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