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Kevin Bloody Wilson – Darlin Im So Horny tab
Band - Kevin Bloody Wilson Album - Kalgoorlie Love Songs Song - Darlin' I'm So Horny Tabbed by - Taylor Wasielewski(Singer/ Guitarist of Cantopulous) Intro: C G F C G C Verse 1: C F The kids are at ya mother's place, the house is finally ours. G F C There's bugger all on tele, and we're just sittin' around. C F And ya look all right in the light tonight and I'm down to socks and skids. G You're a walk up start for a fuck tonight so go and put ya teeth in. Chorus: C F 'Cause darlin' I'm so horny I could die. G F C I'd fuck a chicken on a chain tonight just to see the feathers fly. C F I'll drown in backed up bodily fluids if I don't get a fuck tonight. G C 'Cause darlin' I'm so horny I could die. C G F C G C Verse 2: C F So you slip out of your canvas nighty, I'll kick off me skids. G F C Ya just can't beat a good old fashion fuck, ta' help ya get a good nights sleep. C F So grab the jar of vasaline, and drag ya arse across the room. G Prepare to meet thy baby maker, prepare to meet thy doom. Play Chorus: C G F C G C Verse 3: C F So clear the table Mabel, let me grab a hold of those tits. G F C One, two, three, four, foreplay's over, now let's get down to business. C F I got a hard-on here that a cat couldn't scratch, so ya better get a bucket of ice. G Been a bit a back pressure buildin' up, so darlin' hang on tight. Play Chorus twice: G C Oh darlin' I'm so horny I could die. G C Oh darlin' I'm so horny I could die. C G F C G C