Landon Tewers – I Hope You Have A Shitty Christmas chords

[Verse 1]

F#                                         BLast Christmas, we spent the day drinking wine,
                           C#                                       F#I was yours and you were mine, and then I fucked you through the night
F#                                             BLast Christmas, I bought ya dresses that you wore,
                               C#                                  Byou fucked a dude the night before, and now you're begging at my door

[Chorus]
         C#                           F#                                     BSo this year I hope you have a shitty christmas, I hope your family falls apart
                           C#                                    BI hope your cat develops cancer, I hope you're nailed up on a cross
                              F#                                   BI hope you have an awful Christmas, I hope you don't get what you want
                                    C#                                  BI hope you've asked god for forgiveness, cus you're a stupid, selfish cunt

[Verse 2]

 F#Sucks you're lonely now and everyone hates you,
Bmy new woman's fucking sexy so thank you
C#You'll be okay I'm sure somebody will want you,
F#but just for a night cus no one will love you
F#Heard you're pregnant now and having some problems,
Blike who's the father was is James, Was it Austin?
C#I'm sorry for your kid I hope it's nothing like you,
F#hope it's dad can help so it's decent despite you, so yeah uh

[Chorus 2]

F#I hope you have a shitty Christmas,
                            B                               C#I hope you're eaten by a shark, I hope your cat develops cancer
                               BI hope you get shot in the heart,
                             F#                                  BI hope you have an awful christmas, hope you don't get what you want
                               C#                              BI heard a guy just gave you herpes, but at least you had some fun

 F#I heard you had an awful christmas
                                 BI heard your parents kicked you out
                            C#                       B                         F#        B    C#  BI'm doing music for a living, and I just got myself a badass fucking house HAHAHA bitch