Misc Unsigned Bands - Jewmongous - They Tried To Kill Us We Survived Lets Eat chords

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They Tried To Kill Us, We Survived Let's Eat by Jewmongous (Sean Altman)
Tabbed out by Scott McPherson (No affilation with Sean Altman)

Here you go, the story of Passover, according to Wikipedia
I think I have it right, if I have any mistakes, please tell me.
Capo on 2nd fret

Em AmWe were slaves to pharaoh in Egypt
Em AmThe year was 1492
Em AmHitler had just invaded Poland
Em AmMadonna had just become a Jew
Em AmMoses was found on the Potomac
Em AmThen he marched with Martin Luther King
F#He came back to free us from our bondage
'Cause S&M has never been our thing
Em AmThey tried to kill us, we survived, let's eat
Em AmThey tried to kill us, we were faster on our feet
CSo they chase us to the border
Em There's a parting of the water
Em AmTried to kill us, we survived, let's eat
(Just repeat the same pattern) Then the Pharaoh, who looked like Yul Bryner Heard the Jews were trying to escape Charlton Heston came right down from the mountain He said, "Pharaoh, you're a damn dirty ape" The menorah was almost out of oil Farrakhan was planning Kristalnacht The gefitle fish was nearing extinction It looked like Moses and his flock were fehrkakt They tried to kill us, we survived, let's eat They tried to kill us, we were faster on our feet And we knew how to resist 'Cause we'd rented Schindler's List Tried to kill us, we survived, let's eat The 10 Egyptian plagues 1. Blood 2. Locusts 3. Boils 4. Dandruff 5. Acne 6. Backne 7. Indigestion 8. Sciatica 9. Cataracts 10. Sickle cell anemia We fled on foot, there was no time to tarry Leavening the bread would take too long All we had was egg foo yung and matzoh While battling the fearsome Viet Cong And so tonight, we gather to remember The ancient Hebrews who paid the price We have a Seder, each year in December To commemorate our savior, Jesus Christ They tried to kill us, we survived, let's eat They tried to kill us, we were faster on our feet So we never did succumb to the annual pogrom Tried to kill us, we survived, let's eat They tried to kill us, we survived, let's eat They tried to kill us, we were faster on our feet So come on, blow the shofar 'Cause they haven't nailed us so far Tried to kill us, we survived, let's eat
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