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Monty Python – Medical Love Song tab
...MEDICAL LOVE SONG... by Monty Python -----------------------................ *from 'Monty Python Sings' (1989)* Intro: A+ Verse 1: D Inflam-mation of the foreskin, A7 Re-minds me of your smile. I've had Ballanital Chancroids, D D7 For quite a little while. G Gdim I gave my heart to NSU, D B7 That lovely night in June, E7 I ache for you my darling, A7 A+ And I hope you get well soon. Verse 2: (Faster): D My penile warts, your herpes, A7 My syphilitic sores, Your Moenelial Infection, D D7 How I miss you more and more. G Gdim Your dnob's itch my scrumpox, D B7 Our lovely Gonorrho-ea, E7 At least we both were lying, A7 A+ When we said that we were clear. Verse 3: D Our syphilic kisses, A7 Sealed the secret of our tryst. You gave me Scrotal Pustules, D D7 With a quick flick of your wrist. G Gdim Your Trichovagi-nitis, D B7 Sent shivers down my spine, E7 I got snail tracks in my anus, A (n.c) A+ When your Spirochaetes met mine. Chorus 1: D Gonoccalurethritis, E7 Streptocalbalinitis. A7 Meningo myelitis, D B7 E7 A7 Diplococcal Cepha-litis. D Epididymitis, E7 Interstitial Keratitis. A7 Syphilitic Choroiditis, D G D And anterior Uve-itis. Verse 4: D My clapped-out genitalia, A7 Is not so bad for me. As the com-plete and utter failure, D D7 Every time I try to pee. G Gdim My doctor says my blue balls, D B7 Are the worst he's ever seen. E7 My scrotum's painted orange, A7 A+ And my balls are turning green. Verse 5: D My heart is very tender, A7 Though my parts are awful raw. You might have been infected, D D7 But you never were a bore. G Gdim I'm dying of your love, my love, D B7 I'm your Spirochaetal clown. E7 I've left my body to science, A7 But I'm a-fraid they've turned, A+ It down. Chorus 2: D Gonoccalurethritis, E7 Streptocalbalinitis. A7 Meningo myelitis, D B7 E7 A7 Diplococcal Cepha-litis. D Epididymitis, E7 Interstitial Keratitis. A7 Syphilitic Choroiditis, D G D And anterior Uve-itis. CHORD DIAGRAMS: --------------- A+ D A7 D7 EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE x03221 xx0232 x02223 xx0212 G Gdim B7 E7 EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE 320003 xx3434 021202 020100 Tabbed by Joel from cLuMsY, Bristol, England, 2005 (firstname.lastname@example.org)