Monty Python – Penis Song chords

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ARTIST: Monty Python
TITLE: Penis Song


D7 GIsn't it awfully nice to have a penis
A7 D D7 Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong
D7It's swell to have a stiffy
G G7 E7It's divine to own a dick
A7From the tiniest little tadger
D A7 DTo the world's biggest prick
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D7 GSo three cheers for your willy or John Thomas
A7 D A7 DHooray for your one-eyed trouser snake
D7Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend
G G7 E7Your Percy or your cock
A7You can wrap it up in ribbons
D A7 DYou can slip it in your sock
C C#dim7But don't take it out in public
G B7 E7Or they will stick you in the dock
A7 D7 G D7 GAnd you won't come back
OOOH THANK YOU VERY MUCH
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