Greatest Comedian chords with lyrics by Matt Maltese - Easy chords and tabs for guitar

Matt Maltese – Greatest Comedian chords

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[Intro]
G#m B F# (x3)


[Verse 1]
(F#) G#m B F#You're the beauty, the stranger in the grocery store
G#m B F#You're the highest quality hardwood door
G#m B F#You're the final wartime piece of bread
G#m BYou once told me that you hate the shaven head
[Chorus]
F#I want you so
G#m B F#And God must be the greatest comedian I know
G#m F#To put you so far away
G#m B F#He put you so far away
G#m B F# [Verse 2]
(F#) G#m B F#There are "Davids" and "Janets" everywhere
G#m B F#There are juveniles with the blondest hair
G#m B F#There are cronies with their jobs and ties and cash
G#m BThere are people like me - the whitest trash
[Chorus]
F#I want you so
G#m B F#And God must be the greatest comedian I know
G#m F#To put you so far away
G#m B F#He put you so far away
[Bridge]
C#I have heard
B F#That Jesus was a very handsome girl
C#If she were
B F#I'd bet she'd look something like you now
C#I have heard
B F#That some people think the Earth is flat
C#But if it were
B F#How come I don't see you anywhere
BHow come I don't see you any-
[Chorus]
F#I want you so
G#m B F#And God must be the greatest comedian I know
G#m F#To put you so far away
G#m B F#He put you so far away
F#I want you so
G#m B F#And God must be the greatest comedian I know
G#m F#To put you so far away
G#m B F#He put you so far away
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