Matt Maltese – Greatest Comedian chords

[Intro]
G#m B F# (x3)


[Verse 1]
 (F#)                   G#m                    B        F#You're the beauty, the stranger in the grocery store
                   G#m     B         F#You're the highest quality hardwood door
                 G#m      B        F#You're the final wartime piece of bread
                          G#m       BYou once told me that you hate the shaven head


[Chorus]
 F#I want you so
      G#m            B        F#And God must be the greatest comedian I know
   G#m             F#To put you so far away
   G#m         B        F#He put you so far away

G#m B F#


[Verse 2]
  (F#)                  G#m      B     F#There are "Davids" and "Janets" everywhere
               G#m           B        F#There are juveniles with the blondest hair
                              G#m      B       F#There are cronies with their jobs and ties and cash
                       G#m     BThere are people like me - the whitest trash


[Chorus]
 F#I want you so
      G#m            B        F#And God must be the greatest comedian I know
   G#m             F#To put you so far away
   G#m         B        F#He put you so far away


[Bridge]
  C#I have heard
                 B              F#That Jesus was a very handsome girl
 C#If she were
                   B                  F#I'd bet she'd look something like you now
  C#I have heard
                 B                   F#That some people think the Earth is flat
    C#But if it were
                 B        F#How come I don't see you anywhere
                 BHow come I don't see you any-


[Chorus]
 F#I want you so
      G#m            B        F#And God must be the greatest comedian I know
   G#m             F#To put you so far away
   G#m         B        F#He put you so far away

 F#I want you so
      G#m            B        F#And God must be the greatest comedian I know
   G#m             F#To put you so far away
   G#m         B        F#He put you so far away