Advice From A Divorced Gentleman To His Bachelor Friend Considering Marriage chords with lyrics by Of Montreal - Easy chords and tabs for guitar

Of Montreal – Advice From A Divorced Gentleman To His Bachelor Friend Considering Marriage chords

Chords:
Transpose:
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
ADVICE FROM A DIVORCED GENTLEMAN TO HIS BACHELOR FRIEND CONSIDERING MARRIAGE - OF MONTREAL
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Created by: dcolspector

Cm7  F  Cm7  F

Bb Adim D7 You should stay away from roses
Gm F#dim Cm7And be careful to avoid chocolate hearts
Ebm D7 CmKeep distant from romantic notions
Cm7 F Cm7 F‘cause that's where love most often starts
Be sure to steer clear of diamonds And mink coats are most certainly out too For if she goes in for that kind of thing She just might fall then what you will do
Fm7 GYou know you've always been the sort
Ebmaj7 FmWho's truly only fond of the sport
Ebm Bb7And who would never be satisfied
Ebm Bb7Reclining in slippers by the fireside
F# F#7With a wife's constant nagging
E AFor things that you can't provide
Abdim C#7Who no longer bears resemblance
F#m ETo that soft spoken flower
E7 D D/C# B7You were so desperate to have for your bride
Cm7 FToo much conversing with a woman
Cm7 FTends to dull a man's wit
Never be taken in by poets Who claim that love if it's pure will never fade Though love may last all right in a bibliotheque In the real world, man, it's too easily unmade So don't take your freedom for granted Don't let curiosity take you for a ride As years drag on when you wake up next to her You'll wish that in your sleep you had died You'll wish you had died Cm7 F Gdim Bb
Please rate this tab:
x1.0