Paul Heaton – 7 Inch Singles chords

[Intro]
A    A    A    A

[Verse 1]
AWe got the 7 inch single the long-playing album
              DThe 12" disco mix
     EJust put it on the jukebox grab yourself a lager
                       ASee what the needle predicts

We had the country and western a dodgy little section
                         DWith Jerry Lee Lewis and gang
                         AFrom a jack to a king to secure prison wing
    E                           ABut still the whole tavern they sang

[Pre-Chorus]
N.C.             D                    ADolly Parton was queen Billy Joel the boss
        EWe were uptown downtown little bit of Motown
                           AWith Marvin Gaye and Diana Ross
N.C.                  D                            AAll the punters would sing and you'd be joinin' in too
E                                                              ARed red wine everybody hurts and don't it make your brown eyes blue

[Chorus]
N.C.                 A                           ESo barman don't be a tease now we're down on our knees
D                        Bm                      A     EPlug that Wurlitzer back in for the he's and the she's
N.C.                   A                        EWell we're begging you please for the Peter and Lees
D                 Bm                         A      EStick another 50p in and make it out and out cheese

[Instrumental]
A    A    A    A

[Verse 2]
AThen there were the tightwads going to the jukebox
                DPut in solitary 5p
EWorked out that Pink Floyd anything by Meatloaf
                        AWas longer than your 10cc

Arguing the B side's better than the A side
                              DDenying what you actually put on
                                APretending that you hate it you don't even rate it
    E                       ABut catch yourself singin' along

[Pre-Chorus]
N.C.             D                      ANeil Diamond was king Elton John number 1
         EIt was a working class hymn but the
                                                AOne congregation the Church really wished to be gone
N.C.                 D                        AWe sang give peace a chance with Yoko Ono and John
ESaturday night's alright for fighting
                                 AAnd where have all the boot boys gone

[Chorus]
N.C.                 A                           ESo barman don't be a tease now we're down on our knees
D                        Bm                      A     EPlug that Wurlitzer back in for the he's and the she's
N.C.                   A                        EWell we're begging you please for the Peter and Lees
D                 Bm                         A      EStick another 50p in and make it out and out cheese

[Instrumental]
A    A    A    A
D    D    A    E
E    A 

[Chorus]
N.C.                 A                           ESo barman don't be a tease now we're down on our knees
D                        Bm                      A     EPlug that Wurlitzer back in for the he's and the she's
N.C.                   A                        EWell we're begging you please for the Peter and Lees
D                 Bm                         A      EStick another 50p in and make it out and out cheese