Robert Earl Keen - Merry Christmas From The Family chords version 1

G C G CMom got drunk and Dad got drunk at our Christmas party
G Em C DWe were drinking champagne punch and homemade eggnog
G CLittle sister brought her new boyfriend
G CHe was a Mexican
G Em CWe didn't know what to think of him until he sang
D GFeliz Navidad, Feliz Navidad
CBrother Ken brought his kids with him
G CThe three from his first wife Lynn
G Em C DAnd the two identical twins from his second wife Mary Nell
G COf course he brought his new wife Kay
G CWho talks all about AA
G Em C DChain smoking while the stereo plays Noel, Noel
GThe First Noel
DCarve the Turkey
Turn the ball game on
CMix margaritas when the eggnog's gone
DSend somebody to the Quickpak Store
CWe need some ice and an extension chord
DA can of bean dip and some Diet Rites
CA box of Tampons, some Marlboro Lights
G EmHalelluja everybody say cheese
C D GMerry Christmas from the family
CFran and Rita drove from Harlingen
G CI can't remember how I'm kin to them
G EmBut when they tried to plug their motor home in
C DThey blew our Christmas lights
G CCousin David knew just what went wrong
G CSo we all waited out on our front lawn
G EmHe threw a breaker and the lights came on
C D G C GAnd we sang Silent Night, oh Silent Night, oh Holy Night
DCarve the turkey turn the ball game on
CMake Bloody Marys
Cause We All Want One!
DSend somebody to the Stop 'N Go
CWe need some celery and a can of fake snow
DA bag of lemons and some Diet Sprites
CA box of Tampons, some Salem Lights
G EmHalelluja, everybody say cheese
C D GMerry Christmas from the Family
C GFeliz Navidad!
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