Roger Creager – Everclear chords

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GEveryday in Lunch in high school 
       DAnd all my senior year,
                              C             GI'd drink my coca-cola with a touch of everclear.
                             DI didn't have to study math, science or history,
                                 C            GI'd have a chemical flashback to jog my memory.
                               DMy junior year I swore I loved sweet miss Sherry Ann
                                      C           GOne night I put some everclear in her dr. pepper can.
  CI thought it would make her easy,
GBut she took it pretty hard
           DI took her home and rang her doorbell,
           C              G Left her laying in the yard.

CHORUS
C                GTequila dries me out,
C                       GAnd beer just makes me fat,
DWhiskey makes me nauseous,
        C                  GTell me who the hell needs that.
GIf you're thinkin' bout drinkin,
     DThe answer's crystal clear,

It's the invisible intoxicant,
C                          It's called everclear.

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GI remember my church picnic
        DIn the spring of '89

They had four fresh watermelons, 
C                         GSliced right off the vine.

When the bowed their heads
DGiving Grace for the food,

I pulled out my bottle,
           C             GAnd I soaked them melons good.

They never knew what hit em,
         DWhen the potion went to work,

They had grandmas doing backflips,
         C                GGrandpas looking up their skirts.
          CThey were singing hallelujah,
    GAnd Willie Nelson songs.
            DMy preacher said it was the best dang picnic
         CThat the Baptists have ever thrown.

CHORUS
C                GTequila dries me out,
C                       GAnd beer just makes me fat,
DWhiskey makes me nauseous,
        C                  GTell me who the hell needs that.
GIf you're thinkin' bout drinkin,
     DThe answer's crystal clear,

It's the invisible intoxicant,
C                          It's called everclear.

SOLO
Play RIFF 1, 3 times

GWell now I'm drinking everclear,
             DThinking I'm king of this whole world

I'm bigger n badder than John Wayne,
C                  GCooler than Steve Earl.
G                      DTill I wake up and I'm face down in the hall,
                               C              GAnd I'm completely naked for a reason I can't recall
G                            DI'm kinda sorta thinkin that maybe I met a chick

Cause there is perfume in the air 
             C             GAnd there is lipstick on my neck
       CWell I hope that she was pretty,
      GAnd I hope that she was kind
DEnough to leave my clothes somewhere 
        CThey're easy to find

CHORUS
C                GTequila dries me out,
C                       GAnd beer just makes me fat,
DWhiskey makes me nauseous,
        C                  GTell me who the hell needs that.
GIf you're thinkin' bout drinkin,
     DThe answer's crystal clear,

It's the invisible intoxicant,
C                          It's called everclear.

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