Reverend Horton Heat – Beer Holder chords

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[Verse]

F     G                  F                  C

I was sitting in my easy chair one Saturday night

F     G                    F                     C

I was flipping between the game and the Ultimate Fight

F                             G

I was setting my beer on this table

G             C       A#   A

The kind that doubles as a lamp

D

And constantly reaching to pick it up

G

Was giving me a cramp

 

     C                                  F

So I set my beer in the crease below my chest

G                              C

As if to give my beer a little nest

C                              F

My beer holder's great and now I'm blessed

D                                                    G

Cause it keeps working better than I could have ever guessed

 

[Chorus]

G       C                Em     D#m  Dm

My beer holder's getting bigger everyday

         G                       C                  G

It works better with each beer I put away

C                               Em         D#m         Dm

Look at here dear, I can set my beer right here and it stays

D       G                       C

My beer holder's getting bigger everyday

 

F              G                 F                 C

It's a win-win deal the way that things in life go down

F           G                  F    C

How good it feels to know it's true without a doubt

F                    G        C    A#     A

It won't spill in my lap even if I take a nap

     D

I've probably done it know about a thousand times

     G  N.C.

With only one or three little mishaps

 

[Verse]

F      G                    F      C

Now my wife doesn't see the genius of my plan

F      G              F       C

How my holder holds a bottle, cup or can

F               G          C          A#       A

I hope some day she won't, won't just roll her eyes

           D                                G    N.C.

Cause with every beer I drink my sweet beer holder's gaining size

 

[Chorus]

G       C                Em     D#m  Dm

My beer holder's getting bigger everyday

         G                           C                  G

It works better with each beer I put away

C                               Em         D#m         Dm

Look at here dear, I can set my beer right here and it stays

D       G                       C

My beer holder's getting bigger everyday

 

F              G     F           G

It's a win-win deal, how good it feels

F           G                F      C

How my beer holder's getting bigger everyday

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