Rusty Cage – The Family Friendly Noose Song chords

[Intro]
Bb

[Verse 1]
EbWhat's the greatest kind of knot
                           BbThat you can tie with ease?
EbIt's useful and it's happy
       Ab                BbAnd it suits your every need
EbWell i'm about to tell you
                     BbBut first I have to note
     AbThat you never should never consider
            BbPutting a rope around your throat

[Chorus]
            EbSo, let's learn how to tie a noose
                BbIt's practical for every use!
  EbAll you need is a piece of rope
Ab             BbAnd to never give up hope

[Verse 2]
 EbYou make a loop and the snake goes down
 Ab                          BbBut changes it's mind and turns around
 EbAnd climbs back up to the top again
 Ab                 BbThis is where the fun begins
 Bb               EbYou take the snake and spiral down
 AbAnd at the bottom
 BbWhat has he found?
 EbThe snake goes into the rabbit's hole
          Ab             BbThen you give the top a pull
 EbNever consider self abuse
                 Ab        EbThis is how you tie a noose

[Bridge] (slower)
  Ab                           BbThere's a 100 uses for the hangman's knot
             EbThat have nothing to do with
CmK Y S

(Never do that!)
          AbYou can make a stylish belt
         BbTo hold up your pants
         AbYou can tie them to your wrists
            BbAnd do a hangman's dance
       Ab                      BbWell, you could tie your shoes
             AbOr you could make bananas fly
            BbYou could stir a mixture
 BbHang a picture

Anything you try!

[Chorus]
     Eb                 Ab         EbSo, let's learn how to tie a noose
                   Ab       BbIt's practical for every use!
 EbAll you need is a piece of rope
       Ab            BbAnd to never give up hope
                Ab   EbNever consider self abuse!
                 Bb    EbThis is how you tie a noose!