The Family Friendly Noose Song chords with lyrics by Rusty Cage - Easy chords and tabs for guitar

Rusty Cage – The Family Friendly Noose Song chords

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[Intro]
Bb

[Verse 1]
EbWhat's the greatest kind of knot
BbThat you can tie with ease?
EbIt's useful and it's happy
Ab BbAnd it suits your every need
EbWell i'm about to tell you
BbBut first I have to note
AbThat you never should never consider
BbPutting a rope around your throat
[Chorus]
EbSo, let's learn how to tie a noose
BbIt's practical for every use!
EbAll you need is a piece of rope
Ab BbAnd to never give up hope
[Verse 2]
EbYou make a loop and the snake goes down
Ab BbBut changes it's mind and turns around
EbAnd climbs back up to the top again
Ab BbThis is where the fun begins
Bb EbYou take the snake and spiral down
AbAnd at the bottom
BbWhat has he found?
EbThe snake goes into the rabbit's hole
Ab BbThen you give the top a pull
EbNever consider self abuse
Ab EbThis is how you tie a noose
[Bridge] (slower)
Ab BbThere's a 100 uses for the hangman's knot
EbThat have nothing to do with
CmK Y S
(Never do that!)
AbYou can make a stylish belt
BbTo hold up your pants
AbYou can tie them to your wrists
BbAnd do a hangman's dance
Ab BbWell, you could tie your shoes
AbOr you could make bananas fly
BbYou could stir a mixture
BbHang a picture
Anything you try! [Chorus]
Eb Ab EbSo, let's learn how to tie a noose
Ab BbIt's practical for every use!
EbAll you need is a piece of rope
Ab BbAnd to never give up hope
Ab EbNever consider self abuse!
Bb EbThis is how you tie a noose!
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