Sammy J – Secrets chords

Hi guys!! This is my tab for Sammy J and Randys "secrets." I loved this song when 
i heard it. im pretty sure most of this is right... i had to write the lyrics 
myself, and the chords are all right except maybe a bit in the middle. If you dont 
have a capo you can play it open with chrods F#m (for Em), D (For C), A(for G), E 
(for D), and at the end the chords C (for A), G(for E), F (for G), Am (for F#m), but i prefer playing it with the capo on. Enjoy!
Capo 2
Em CI've got a secret, I've got one too
G DTell me your secret and I'll tell my secret to you (I will tell you)
Em CUnload your burden, relinquish your lie
GI'm ashamed, you are safe now
DMy day of judgment has arrived
C G DRise up, stand tall
Em CFor the keeper of secrets will fall
G D DWhile the truth teller quenches his thirst – at the fountain of justice!
Em CYou go first. No after you.
G DRock paper scissors? (oh that’s funny isn’t it, look at that! Sorry. It's paper or
nothing! That was unfair. I apologize.)
Em CWell please I insist after all how can I be so sure
GThat the secret I'm hiding is worth me confiding in you
DIn comparison to, your secret
Which might be as boring as bat shit
EmMy standard of secrets are second to none
CThere are nazi’s who would not believe what I've done
G my secrets are massive, I bet I've got more
DI'm a secret machine I'm a secrecy whore!
EmI ate your lasagna, I steal from the chemist
C I've never seen star wars, I text while I'm driving
GI don’t flush at parties, I dabble in arsine
D I love polystyrene I voted for Howard
Em I leave without paying I j-walk I litter
CI love mel and koshi I jerk off on twitter
G I don’t wear a helmet I wear womens shoes
D I slept with your grandma
CI slept with my grandmother too
G Dbut these are mere samples, common examples of everyday
Em CThings that we keep locked away
C G D and deeper within, there's a bag in the bin
Em Cof my soul, a secret that’s too big to say
G D Em C rise up stand tall for the keeper of secrets will fall
C G I cry watching oprah I pose nude for playboy
D Em I trained with the Taliban I can't drive a manual car
C G D I slap ugly children I break wind on airplanes
Em I organize cockfights I piss in the spa
A E D I rarely use condoms I throw rocks at traffic
F#mI spread salmonella
A EI told my accountant I'm semi retired
D F#mI pay cash in hand coz my visas expired
D Aand secrets are like margarine,
E F#m they're easy to spread but harder to clean
D A off your pants and once that stain is seen
E E everyone knows I’ve been stickin my dick in the fridge!
AWhat? Nothing. Secrets!
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