Sammy J – Secrets chords

Hi guys!! This is my tab for Sammy J and Randys "secrets." I loved this song when 
i heard it. im pretty sure most of this is right... i had to write the lyrics 
myself, and the chords are all right except maybe a bit in the middle. If you dont 
have a capo you can play it open with chrods F#m (for Em), D (For C), A(for G), E 
(for D), and at the end the chords C (for A), G(for E), F (for G), Am (for F#m), but i prefer playing it with the capo on. Enjoy!

Capo 2 
Em	CI've got a secret, I've got one too
G	DTell me your secret and I'll tell my secret to you (I will tell you)
Em	CUnload your burden, relinquish your lie
GI'm ashamed, you are safe now
DMy day of judgment has arrived
C        G      DRise up, stand tall
          Em                     CFor the keeper of secrets will fall
                   G                             D                                   DWhile the truth teller quenches his thirst – at the fountain of justice!
Em                     CYou go first. No after you.
                      G                                                        DRock paper scissors? (oh that’s funny isn’t it, look at that! Sorry. It's paper or 
nothing! That was unfair. I apologize.)
Em	CWell please I insist after all how can I be so sure
	GThat the secret I'm hiding is worth me confiding in you
                                                  DIn comparison to, your secret

Which might be as boring as bat shit
          EmMy standard of secrets are second to none
	CThere are nazi’s who would not believe what I've done
          G my secrets are massive, I bet I've got more
                       DI'm a secret machine I'm a secrecy whore!
EmI ate your lasagna, I steal from the chemist
C I've never seen star wars, I text while I'm driving 
GI don’t flush at parties, I dabble in arsine
D I love polystyrene I voted for Howard
Em I leave without paying I j-walk I litter 
CI love mel and koshi I jerk off on twitter
G I don’t wear a helmet I wear womens shoes
D I slept with your grandma 
                          CI slept with my grandmother too 
	G	Dbut these  are mere samples, common examples of everyday
          Em	            CThings that we keep locked away
C           G                         D and deeper within, there's a bag in the bin 
          Em     	Cof my soul, a secret that’s too big to say
         G               D                        Em                        C rise up stand tall for the keeper of secrets will fall
C	G I cry watching oprah I pose nude for playboy
D                                                Em I trained with the Taliban I can't drive a manual car
C                       G                    D I slap ugly children I break wind on airplanes
                                       Em I organize cockfights I piss in the spa
A                      E                  D I rarely use condoms I throw rocks at traffic
F#mI spread salmonella 
A                                EI told my accountant I'm semi retired 
D                            F#mI pay cash in hand coz my visas expired 
D                                   Aand secrets are like margarine,
E                                             F#m they're easy to spread but harder to clean
                    D	A off your pants and once that stain is seen
 E                                                      E everyone knows I’ve been stickin my dick in the fridge!
	AWhat? Nothing. Secrets!