Stephen Malkmus And The Jicks – Gardenia chords

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transcribed by Ben Whitlock (whitty_bdbATyahoo.com)

E5

Emaj7 D#m AI kinda like the way you dot your "J"s
C#m G#m C#m G#mWith giant circles of naïveté
C#m G#m E A BThe kind of circles include everything
Emaj7 D#m ADon't mean to damn you with the faintest praise
C#m G#m C#m G#mIt's just a symptom of the blithe age
C#m G#m E A BWalter Lippmann, he would be amazed.
G#m F#mSo you've got some curb appeal
G#m F#mBut can you cook a three course meal?
G#m F#m BOr are you just a present waiting to be opened up and parceled out again? Hey!
Interlude B riff:e|-4-2-0-4-2-0-etc.----|B|---------------------|
A G#m F#m EYou are a gardenia, pressed
A G#m F#m Bin the campaign journal in the
A G#m F#m Erucksack of an Afrikaner
A G#m F#m Bcandidate for mild reform.
Emaj7 D#m AIt's like we're at a Ponzi scam-inar
C#m G#m C#m G#mThere's no escaping without a door prize
C#m G#m E A B They're operating at significant loss.
Emaj7 D#m AAnd now the way that you watch your weight,
C#m G#m C#m G#m C#mRichard Avedon, Richard Avedon would,
G#m E A BRichard Avedon would surely approve.
G#m F#mSo much for your curb appeal.
G#m F#mSo much for the three course meals.
G#m F#m B'Cause I am not a present waiting to be opened up and parceled out again. Hey!
<B riff>
A G#m F#m EThe torture of the Van Wyk
A G#m F#m BExpressway at 5 p.m. on
A G#m F#m E Friday gives you some idea of
A G#m F#m B how rejection makes me feel.
A G#m F#m E A G#m F#m BWell you are a gardenia,
A G#m F#m E A G#m F#m B EYou are a gardenia.
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